Sam

Let's be clear. He's a ****, but he was convicted for punching a woman, slightly different from rape!

Monkey tennis?

According to the BBC live text, Dawson and Defoe are in a private box at the Lane "smashing" down chicken, burger and chips. If it's good enough for Premier League players.....

For the sake of clarity and the avoidance of doubt, it is Bank of Scotland that own the ground, not RBS. Still taxpayer owned though so just as likely to shaft the club/new consortium. As mentioned, BOS are under heavy pressure to maximise the return on their assets to ensure satisfactory repayment of..........................us!

They're here, they're there, they're every ****ing where - empty seats, empty seats

Might get a few blank faces in the dressing room, but it's an option nontheless!

Whilst viewing the article, ensure that you vote for a Saints win in the poll on the right side of the page!

Fess up, who were the 3 chaps fighting over Connollys shirt? Got a little ungentlemanly I thought - the coppers had to be called over!

Definately wet. Know of any ex Saints managers whose mother is a whore?

I like the fact that on the link to the OS, Wayne Thomas is our leading red card recipient with a grand total of 0!

I think Mills and Murty are both injured

You should have Lampard as captain, as the captain earns double points. He will earn more points than Terry.

Peter Beagrie. He was mint.