Ziggy

Don't buy one. I got my wife and youngest son one each the season we got relegated. They're jinxed I tell you! (the tickets, not my family)

Nil Nil. Cov can't score but have a good defence - or at least that's what my Cov supporting mate tells me!

All fans of all sports moan and groan - it's what we are best at.

Brilliant news for a true legend. I only hope he doesn't follow the Saints results every Saturday . . . . .

I probably won't. I can't get to evening games and so I'm losing money by getting one. Plus me and my lad are the only one sat on our row these days and so it's not exactly difficult getting tickets. The main problem is that bevause we're so ****e at the moment, if I don't get one then there is a real temptation to not bother at all.

I hate midweek matches as I can't get down for them.

No I didn't!

I've just got back from Spain where I watched it in a bar. Sitting by the door as I walked in were a group of hags celebrating a 40th birthday of the oldest looking 40-year-old I've ever seen. I settled down at one nil and you've guessed it, the hags were from Pompey. I spent the whole game listening to their cackle followed by renditions on "Play up Pompey" and "Scummers". What an absolute nightmare of an afternoon.

I'll be bringing two extra tomorrow. I hope we aren't already sold out!

5 wins with a draw at QPR so 16 points.

I can't say I've missed him. It's a shame because he has shown glimpses of being a good player.

I hate Crufts. Every year the roads round the NEC are clogged up and every other car in the M42 traffic jam is full of muppets with cages in the back of the car.

I work with a load of Blues fans so this will give them another chance to rip the ****.

The Beef Curtains

I despair that somebody as totally talentless and obnoxious as her can become famous.

Blues again.

Never in any doubt!

Thanks - I spent a lot of time thinking about that one!

I bet Birmingham are looking forward to the last five minutes on Saturday.

Balls

U2 is walking it and 59% saying no to music after a goal so far.

I'll have his chairs if he doesn't want them anymore.

I was totally gutted and my wife had forgotten the season had started and so was surprised by my surlier than usual respone to her greetings when she came in at five o'clock.

I only visited the swimming pool and Frankie and Benny's so didn't form an opinion.

********. First day of the season itis again.