Jack

The Audi turbos are very good engines, I've got an A3 1.8T Quattro. It pulls well and never missed a beat. But out of all of those, I'd go for the M3. The Boxter is a poor man's Porsche, I'd want more than an Audi for that money, and the Merc is a bit flashy for me. I also really like the look of the M3

Wouldn't it be hilariously ironic if them going out of business in a few weeks shot us clear of the chasing pack and back into the premiership. Icing on the cake would be if it meant West Hoof dropping into the playoffs. It really is SO important for them that they get promoted after following the skates lead and spending money they can't afford.

I'm pretty sure we'll be aiming to win them all.

In a word, NO.

Drove Carlisle to Southampton on a rotten hangover after a friend's wedding. Lots of stops and coffee. Most hotels are pricey but I've got no problems staying somewhere sh*t like an Etap. Only ever in there for a few hours of alcohol induced sleep

It's ****ing disgusting. The lads I work with sometimes buy a breakfast from there, it stinks. Processed, salty sh*t.

I'm 24 so nowhere near yet, but my old man divorced my mum, bought an Evo and spent loads of cash on it, and now does what he wants. Seemed to work out ok for him

Think it's cheaper to drive. 4 of us in the car is about £40 each on fuel, which leaves £30pppn to get hotel rooms. Easily done with some change with 2 twin rooms. That £99 deal is good, but you've got the extra expense of getting to London to use it. It'll probably be quicker to drive up on the Friday anyway if we leave Southampton at 9-10. 5-6 hours depending on traffic

Anything less than champions with 95 points this season is unacceptable IMO. Adkins should resign if he fails to do so.

0-0, couple of reds each etc

I always enjoy myself at football. Most people do, without having the urge to go out looking like an utter bellend, IMO.

Lolz. Own up, who was that? Can't make up my mind if that was a WUM on here or some deluded skate tw*t

The Other Guys

The Human Centipede

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Looking expensive. Flights from Southampton are £190, cheapest train I could find was just over £100. Looks like the cheapest option is driving. About £160 on fuel for me, makes it fairly reasonable when split between 4. Planning to drive up to Newcastle on the Friday, train back down to Middlesbrough Saturday morning, back to Newcastle for another night out then home Sunday. Couldn't care less whether it's a promotion decider (although it would be nice), it's going to be a top weekend.

Criteria: - Must stand at over 6 foot 3 - Must take us to the premier league - Must get the ball - Must take the p*ss - Must wear the shirt of Matt Le Tiss

Sorry for the misjudgement. It's just that it can be hard to match mong fans on here with mong fans you actually see at games. Last time at millwall away, there was a group of said mongs in full body paint, wigs, hats etc. Shameful.

The only time I turn ESP off is when I want to drive very fast and get a bit sideways, which means my fuel consumption is much better with it turned on. None of this fast and sideways driving is done on public roads, of course.

Sounded reasonable until your last paragraph. What's wrong with just going on the beer all day and having a laugh, whilst not looking like a complete mong? Millwall in the cup was probably my best away game of the season so far, and there have been some good ones. Gave the O.B the swerve by jumping off at Woking and getting a train 4 minutes later, took us into Waterloo 5 platforms up from the police waiting for the Southampton train. Was nice being able to roam freely around London instead of being pushed around all day. Quality drinking session before and after football.

Double-bagging is highly recommenced in Hull. Go drinking in Old Town, much better bars there and less c*nts. Barracuda is good and cheap on a weeknight. There's a club called Pozition not too far from there, IIRC that is the place that stays open latest on a weeknight.

To encourage higher attendance in the football league. HTH.

Agree with that. Plus he's a South Yorkshire lad, shouldn't need much motivation for a match at Leeds.

Not for me. They're there for the taking and we're going very well at the moment.

Gutted I can't make this one. I'm praying for a win, I'm on a stag do in Bristol so watching it there, and I'll be with at least 3 skates. I'm confident, I think we've turned a corner and will carry this sort of form on for a long while yet.