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Block 23, row J. Not very proud of it but i broke 2 seats in that goal celebration. Lambo's hat-trick goal won me and the lads £650. Went f*cking spastic. yea buddy

F*ck me i'm p*ssed!! Just got in. Don't think I've gone that mental since Derby away in the playoffs. What a day! 5 of us had a fiver each on Lambert hat-trick. Just £650 then. That has mostly been spent on beer. I want to have Rickie's children. Fact.

Rickie knows how to deal with that situation now. He'll manage to get back for a spectacular off-the-line clearance, then jump into the crowd to celebrate the final whistle with the Saints fans

We still had a way to go after we overtook Huddersfield, and kept our heads all the way. I guess that's what he's getting at.

Millwall 1-2 Saints. Lambert to bend a free kick in the top corner in the 91st minute.

'You're a disgusting, fish molesting, tax dodging pile of donkey spunk and I hope your benefits get stopped. Happy relegation x'

That's the week before Hideout festival on the island of Pag in Croatia. Went to Hideout last year. Great venue for a festival, but hard to get to, and they double the price of everything for the 2 weeks of the festivals on the Island. Still worth it though, but be prepared to spend £3+ a drink.

Make sure you go to Privilege, it's the biggest and best club on the island. Amnesia is good - best on a Thursday for Cream. And Space is well worth it. Sundays are best for that. Eden and Es Paradis are underwhelming, which is annoying as they're in San An and you can often get free entry on quiet nights. My best tip - don't buy tickets for nights from sellers, they'll often try to sell entry with unlimited drink before a certain time. It's a waste of time because you'll end up in the club too early and spend a fortune after the free drink. We always drink in the hotel when we're getting ready, go to the West End and get sh*tfaced, then go to a club at 1-2am. Enjoy!

We've been 3 times in the last 4 years and stayed at Hotel Marco Polo and Marco Polo II every time. It's cheap as, but with air con, fridge in the room, decent enough pools. We went in September and it cost us about £14pppn. For me, you don't need anything more when in Ibiza. It's only a 5 minute walk from the west end strip, and less than that from the 3 bars on the beach - Bar M, Ithica... Going back there this September for closing parties again. Love it

Did Exit Festival in 2009, best festival I've done by far. So diverse and a 25000 capacity dance arena/stage. Tomorrowland is on the cards at some point, only found out about that recently. Done Creamfields twice so we wanted to do something else for the August bank holiday.

Lolz

With summer fast approaching, and tickets on sale, what festivals are people heading to this year? We're mixing it up and going to Leeds Festival with some people we met at a festival in Serbia 3 years ago. We normally meet at a festival once a year - Creamfields in 2010, Hideout festival in Croatia last year, and make a couple of trips to visit them in Manchester. This will be my first experience of Reading/Leeds. Anyone been? Loads of us went to IOW last year as well and I'm guessing Leeds will be similar.

Cape Verde islands was a great holiday, but just did a week. Riu hotel is top notch, great food & drink, guaranteed weather. Gets cool in the evenings and is obviously a bit windy being stuck out in the Atlantic, but well worth going there before it gets too commercial.

Believe he started out as a journalist then presenter, then some genius at the BBC thought he was qualified to talk about football on the TV because he made no secret of the fact he's a football (and WBA) fan. As you said, a boring tosser at best.

Can we not just have 90 minutes of deafening "who the **** is laughing now", only pausing for the 4 or 5 goal celebrations?

Good news. That's going to be some week of football with Reading on the Friday as well. Might take the week off as I won't be going to work on the Tuesday anyway.

Derby to win, Reading to win, Yeovil to win, Leicester and Brum to draw, Cardiff and Hull to draw..... ....would make me very happy

Hurricane fly and Zarkandar one-two please

Exactly this. Apart from I think we're having 2 nights out in Newcastle. Missing this is not an option. How gutted would you be if you missed it due to being a pussy about a long trip or a few quid spent..... Nothing would beat a promotion to the prem party.

Had Al Ferof. Made a mistake but Sprinter Sacre would've had that in the bag anyway. Got Tullamore Dew e/w in the next one, and a small bet on Noland @20/1. Not that I know what I'm doing - I rarely win anything.

Not bad news at all. The option is there to drive up on the day and still have plenty of drinking time. Will probably still go on Friday though and stay in Newcastle for a weekend on the p*ss. Train can't be too expensive from Newcastle to Boro. There should be plenty riding on the game, I really can't see why anyone who would want to witness a promotion party, would be put off because it's on TV. I like to think there will be an army of Saints making the long trip for a messy weekend and be rewarded with a promotion party. Yellows!

Groupsave for London is the same price on the day as it is in advance. Just turn up and pay on the day (but leave enough time to queue for the ticket office). Also, ask for a railcard when you're sorting your tickets, if you're planning on moving around London on the tube. Worked out at about £78 from Swanwick to South Bermondsey with railcards when we went for the cup game. And yea, Great Western cancel the groupsave offer whenever there's a sporting event on that might involve fans using their service. Cvnts

Fittie.

Well deserved, top player and a top lad.

Wrap up promotion away at Boro, with a mad weekend on the ****, then win the title at our promotion party against Cov