Jack

Due to wages, cost, ego, wanting premier league football etc. I'll start: Jermaine beckford - £5m+, £30k+ wages, ego problem. Carlos Tevez - £50m+, £150k+ wages, probably wants champions league football.

I've heard that Carlos Tevez could be available for £50 million plus £150,000 p/w wages. Is this realistic/relevant enough to warrant a new thread? I just don't see the point in clogging up the forum with several threads about players who are obviously not going to come here. I think we should have one for all of these dreamers to post their hypothetical suggestions. Give me 5 minutes and I'll start one

Do we need a ridiculous new thread every time someone thinks we should sign a player from the PL, even without any reason to suspect we might be doing so? Danns will NOT leave Birmingham City to go to a team newly promoted into the NPC, when offers are coming in from the prem. Why would he?

Pointless post of the day goes to.....

Great day out, despite the result. I don't usually like to moan about officials, but I think they've cost us this one. The 3rd goal was such a blatant foul. Who knows what would have happened but we deserved at least a point. I would be embarrassed to be a Leicester fan. Out-sung all game despite being ahead for 93 minutes, stealing Man Citeh's **** celebration, and singing our song. All in all I'm disappointed, but was proud of the lads and fans for putting up such a great fight. Kaspar schmeichel MOTM.

I actually LOL'd. I think the above is unlikely to say the least, as much as I would love this to happen

Sorry about that, I hadn't checked the OS, due to being out on the **** and only looking on here with a dodgy Internet connection. Thanks very much for answering my question though. Love you. Jack xx

Can anyone confirm that there will be tickets available to buy at LCFC tomorrow? I might be being lazy by not scrawling though pages on here but couldn't see anything

This. The Skacel joke got boring before Skacel even signed. 6 month ban for Skacel 'jokes' IMO

Think wenger is more likely to go for a 16 year old for his 'unbeatable side for 6 season's time'. The bloke has completely lost the plot.

To be fair to Pilchards, we really could do with a quality CB for a season-long push for a top 6 finish, IMO

My fault for betting on the league cup. Or betting at all, on recent form.

I'm not laughing. Bolton score to bring my acca in, west ham concede twice to kill it for me. Poor.

IMO the league cup really isn't worth risking players over. With 46 league games and 2 cups to compete in you play a lot of games, often 3 a week for large parts of the season if a team gets on a cup run. And now that we stop for international breaks too, the fixture list will get congested anyway. Also, the league cup hasn't got the same buzz and magic that the FA cup has got. I always want us to do well in the FA cup, but I'm usually glad to see the back of the league cup.

Had a dream last night that we scored twice which put us top by 3 points after the Leicester game. Wet dream if that comes true. TBF I'd be more than happy with a point, despite me thinking that it's a very winnable game if we get at them early. Their fans are not happy and very likely to get at the players if/when they start to struggle.

****ing embarrassing. Morons

I was hoping for a picture of NC with a massive grin and a thumbs up, holding one of those novelty cheques for £15,000,000

Would rather have maynard. He's younger, more skillful and much better attitude it would seem. That said, I don't think either will come here

I put it down to all of our 'local' clubs being insanely jealous of our rapid progression/recent success.

To be fair, Adam makes messi look ****e, and messi would be valued at £100,000,000 so Lallana is worth at least that.

Must be tough for them. I dint think I'd have the time or money with 17 kids and jobseekers allowance.

Good lad. Just watched that 3 times on the trot. Lambert looks so sharp, great build up and finishing. Lovely pass from Morgan and Lallana quality finishing as always

****ting myself already. Get possession saints, and see it out

****ting myself already. Get possession saints, and see it out

I have an erection