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did nothing. played teh poker sunday afternoon and won a few quids worth of pounds. that was about it. 5/10. value for the chill factor

tonite - ignore the doorbell tomorrow - nuffink sunday - golf at dummer. then nuffink. last "free" weekend before christmas!! i shall make the most of it by chillin in my crib shizzle ma dizzle etc

ooo that made me read it. i got bored. what happened at the end?

standing. and taking an end.

8, 3 and no number girl

its a red cross sale. i saw an advert with the redknapp family on last night. i didnt like it, it was annoying. that is all

any Web access/time?

no other puns required. without doubt the best is above you may all plus one me

friday - did nothing saturday - did newbury races, did lager and gambles, curry in kutis fair oak after sunday - did whinging and whining about hang over n that 9/10

like that harry and paul sketch. stupid bint comes in buys some worthless tat he flogs it to them for a ridiculous sum. my word, his comic art is 100% accurate 3/3 and out xx

tonight - gather beer and supplies for... tomorrow - horse racing at newbury, lager, burgers and gambling sunday - wander about the house moaning about how i can't drink like i used to

maximum mirth

save yourself threpence and read this fred. its got everything an information hungry man might need.......

i'll have one from the top and any other 2 please Carol

Mars is poxy. what we going there for? nice pics tho

a big poo i shouldnt wonder

im hoping, really hoping, somebody will come up with the statistic that 87% of statistics are made up i laugh every time

nicaragua has da babbylons

theres no such things as aliens. i can prove it.

reeeeeeely not bothered about england. enjoy the summer tournies when we're in them but ultimately know it'll end in disspointment, but this summer when we didnt make it to the euros it bothered me not one jot. in fact i almost enjoyed the tournament knowing i didnt have to watch pish poor performances and then listen to the drivel spouted by the meeja when we won the final group game ensuring our progress to the knockout stages... in summary no

one piece of advise i was given when i started up- i've had a quick scan to see if its been said, apols if im repeating it - is when chipping from 10-15 yards off the green and inwards is to use a 7 or 8 iron for the chip and run, as opposed to lobbing it up high with a wedge. this obviously works better in summer when the ground is harder but still useful now stand with the ball to the right of your stance, wrists in front of the ball. shaved half a dozen shots a round in no time for me. and as has been said above, putt putt and putt again! keep practicing the putting always

in that case he can expect free housing, government handouts, have his colleagues live in fear of him exploding, etc etc

never meet your heros.... friday - friends for champagne and chinese food. battered on fizzy stuff and lager stuff saturday - commence alcohol intake at 1.30pm, finish at 3.30am. battered x 2 sunday - mate cooked teh roast lamb. red wine drank. semi battered 9/10. monday feeling - 1/10

the oven chip inventor? oh. the yankee type bloke. course he is, not that ballack is any better simply the country wants change, mirrored here. brown will be ousted by conservative as soon as night follows day