keithd

is it in yet

ps happy birthday, hope that makes you angrier. have a great day, love keith

nobody congratulates you for waking and being a day closer to your grave. its an anniversary dickwad, thats what the congratulations are for. i know nothing about you, so im gonna guess you have a pox riddled face, you vvank into your mums tights when she's not there (nor wearing them, altho who knows) and you are angry with the world cos you have no friends? how close am i?

every day you wake you're one step closer to the grave, not just on the date of your birthday feckin idiot. you make george bush seem clever

tonite - nothing tomorrow day - dentist, nationwide to put unemployment insurance on mortgage!! shopping in basingstoke. rocknfokinroll tomorrow nite - eastleigh! drinks and chinese. sunday - stuff

pram

i think mine would result in me being banned...

did they attack him with sandpaper?

without wishing to sound harsh thats tough titty. fixed rates dont just suddenly end, you get advised by letters. they should have fixed another in good time. plus i'll bet a pound to a penny the current interest rate is a shat load lower than their fixed rate so im not buying into that one at all! i got a fixed rate for 5 years at 5.3%, if i wanted to renew and get a tracker it'd be on (off top of my head) 3% max

15 million? what? zimbabwean dollars? extraordinary fee for an ok premiership player

that it? a broken nose? lets hope its just the start of years of abuse and suffering

awesome display from the power, averaged over 110. thats on average two major trebles every visit! barney had a decent average of 104 (iirc), but had no answers. he'd shot his bolt after the 9 darter against klassen and the epic against ronnie baxter

i cant do PM as i didnt get a fiver for christmas, i can however give you my student number:- 9

gotta hand it to my team (miami), got to be the most improved outfit this season surely? good win tonight 38-31 vs Kansas puts them 10-5, from last seasons 1-16 aint no mean feat...

i'll be doing this.... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r9z5AFQx3Ng i'd give it a thread of its own but i cant aford the £5.00 fee

im contemplating a piece of that, see what them there odds are. christ, the press will shat themselves if all english teams get knocked out!!

tonight - works xmas party, get drunk, avoid *****rs i work with and hope there's some quality tail i can stare at from another party tomoro - recover daytime. tomoro nite - 40th birfday party of mini me. drink, puke, drink. not necessarily in that order sunday - wonder why my body hates me when all i do is poison it with teh alcoholz

its a pathetic town. its my nearest town and im embarrassed by the place. how on gods green earth it finished 9th last year in the most desirable place to live in england is beyond me. cos its got london rail links and an airport doesnt make it appealing in my opinion. when the new leisure centre type place opens next year that will no doubt quickly become the white elephant the swan centre became

jury considers its verdict on the father who killed his 4 daughters? lol indeed...

am i going mental? has henry signed for chelsea?

best gig - last shadow puppets pompey guildhall pleasantest surprise better than i thought gig - the courteeners pyramids pompey

every day is a holiday in teh nick "comedy" aside.. finish 23rd at about 4 ish, depends when phones start going quiet, back again on 5th.

why assume hamilton would win it? because you have no interest in the olympics that means nobody else should either? dont understand why you'd assume that at all....

soon as i saw him walk up to take the award i switched over to top gear. well done the jock fella tho, well deserved

have we blown it or india won it brilliantly (94 still to win but tendulkar and yuvraj still there looking comfortable) ? great advert to test cricket, but its galling when we're on the receiving end of an historical win/defeat...