I think you are on a wind up, that's all. If you truly think me ribbing you for it is moronic abuse you must be use to a some serious high brow abuse on a regular basis. Any way good luck with the quest, I'm just not sure what it is worth. Someone with the drive and application you obviously have just needs to be pointed in the right direction and a beneficial difference will be made to the way thing are on the planet in general.
I'll borrow my nippers crayon's tomorrow and give it a go, although the helmet might be irritating and ruin the muse.