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Spurs have been told they will need to pay £5m to sign 20-year-old Southampton midfielder Adam Lallana. (The Sun) Sadly as predictable as a predictable thing in predictable land.

As usual we're not being told why he's not playing, which leads me to assume that we cannot afford his appearance money. Or he's sulking. Either way, we're being mushroomed - kept in the dark and fed on poopoo. Come on Saints - if you expect us to turn up, do the decent thing and try and communicate!

Coach in light bulb moment shocker

I heard he dropped it and it broke.

Who's in charge?

Rupert Bloody Lowe

Matt Le Tissier

wha.t a load of old poo. still, at least we are playing the kids etc blah blah boring old piffle we're third from bottom, and it looks like that will be high for us. relegated even from the mini league

Why anybody would think of playing Dyer or BWP is beyond me.

Fullback Lloyd James is doubtful - I agree.

Dyer is a very poor footballer that only Saints would pick, especially after his off the field antics, which reveal that he has as rubbish a character as he has heading/shooting/passing ability or positional sense. Personally I think that having him and BWP still in the squad is affecting team morale, and both do not appear to give a toss about the Saints. Pay him off and get rid. (I wish)

There was one significant person calling for investment in the team at that time. Gordon Strachan.

Yes, but what happens at 12 minutes past 8?

I would gladly take a pay cut to manage the team I love...

DMG not up to it. sorry. Can only assume appearance fees are why Stern and Rudi are not playing. we must be amazingly skint.

Perry plays - 2-1 to us. Perry mysteriously replaced by a three year old - 3-1 to them. Must play Cork alongside Perry in centre of defence, Schneidelin and Wooton ahead of them in centre, drop Gillett, two up front, lose Dyer. persuad rudi to return and push Surman up to left mid. bingo.

he seems to be mistaking 'horse's mouth' for 'chinese whisper'. easily done. ahem.

horse's mouth - did van nistelroy tell you? or was it celine dion?

Yes, and home taping will kill music.

You're forgetting that it is a 'revolutionary new system'....

I was in Paris this summer and this guy said 'smile for the sex tape'

Almost as sad as selling DVDs of us nearly beating Arsenal in the FA Cup final. What a club we have become. Hey! Football world! We had a good kid and played him for just over a season (or something) before we took the cash. Great. Now MLT, now you're talking...

keep the badge. just change everything else...

2-0 to qpr. curse of blackstock and sky

actually, perhaps you mean the new crime thriller film about a really small footballer with no shoulders who was caught stealing sweeties he thought were rightfully his. The Dyer Inheritance. *gets coat*