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2-0 to them aided by more terrible goalkeeping from our terrible goalkeeper

I think our position in the table is misleading. We are much higher than we should be.

I am still predicting 0. Hadn't we better actually do something? And how does McGoldrick still keep getting games?

I'm 39 and remember Pat Jennings. Biggest hands in football, apparently (remember an article in Shoot way back when). He was first class. Let's agree to disagree but both hope for more clean sheets. Just like Madonna and Guy had.

At least he's still got his looks.

Dolly Parton always had great things ahead of her

Interesting. Might he be an option if it all goes pear shaped (further) with Jan? Probably not enough of a yes man. or any good.

the computer says no

They are a bunch of cocckkles.

That's very impressive, given you must be balancing on a ladder at the same time. (bad login related joke)

You missed a question mark and spelt 'it' wrong(ly).

Good idea. Drop the only bloke who looks remotely like scoring. Rupert - you are an arse.

I am entitled to my opinion but I am probably wrong and have a chip on my shoulder. Brilliant. Diplomacy in action. It's no chip, I just think he's not very good at football and a destabilising influence on the defence. You can suspect all you want about 'very small minorities' but I am sticking to my opinion - and that of a afair few others on here I've noticed - that a keeper who makes blinding saves one minute and then completely exposes the defence the next by not coming even to his six yard box is not the sort of keeper that any club needs. They should be like the best wicket keepers - you shouldn't notice them. Lastly, Kelvin would never address the fans directly, you're right, not even on the field. Oh. I accept you're not KD. Perhaps you're his mum. That was a gentle josh, by the way.

Shilton in the same breath as a discussion about Kelvin 'comedy capers' Davis. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure you're him.

Er. He did play.

outstanding in claiming crosses? are you having a giraffe?

Watch the crosses and note where he stands. Nowhere near the ball. It's all very well doing the odd 'camera save' but if you can't do the basics your defence is lost.

Get a decent keeper in on loan, pay appearance fees so Skacel can play, stick Cork in the middle alongside Perry, and ask Wootton to shield the centre halves, with Gillett alongside him and Surman on the left. Drop McGoldrick on the grounds that he is utter garbage.

It is not just you thinking this. I wholeheartedly agree. Just look at what happened when we got a decent keeper in last season. We suddenly stopped shipping goals because opposition teams realised that they had to do more than just punt it to the six yard box, where Davis is constantly, and hideously exposed. He is an awful keeper and we are going down unless he gets 'injured' again. Mind you, we need some defenders too...

It is a sad situtation when I am forced to bet on 4-0 and 5-0 to ease the pain when it happens. Tell that useless piece of poo Davis to actually move from his line and it might not, mind.

5-0 to them as they will be fired up after losing their derby and the other reason being that we are crap.

The difference this time is that we have a crap keeper who is stuck like glue to his line, and last time had a manager who was free(ish) to bring in experienced defenders and a top keeper. As long as we have Davis and the two not-even-half-full backs, we're going down.

watch harry take over at spurs now and pompey crumble.

andrew sperman

I preferred the 'multi story car park' (sic). Sounds riveting. Perhaps you can combine the two by taking one's mouth AND ears. Could be a new trend. Drink to the narrative.