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Actually, sometimes it means the journo has been told something and can't attribute it. Or is protecting their source.

That bit at the bottom about a refund if the game is cancelled is REALLY scary. In other words, if the club folds before then is how I read that. What odds on Craig David being one of the celebs?

The FlyBe St Mary's stadium. That announcement will come later, no? No Branson then.

Dunno, but could someone tell me why Jack Nicholson is there? Suppose he has the Right Stuff...

Heh heh. Good one. Always thought someone who called himself that can't be too bright. Do we know which 'uni'?

Oh come on, do tell. What's the harm? Do you have reservations about the money because you fear they don't have enough?

If you think that's passion I fear for your wife.

Hello Drew!

Well let's see. His delivery is poor. He can't tackle. He never heads the ball. His passing is pretty inconsequential. He disappears from games. And he doesn't link the defence and attack sufficiently. He is also - as I keep saying - far too lightweight to progress very far. Simply linking him with Oakley doesn't work. Personally I was a fan of Oakley, but there's no denying that he went missing on occasion too. Was better than Surman, in my view, though. PS a lot of not very good players play for England U21.

Unfortunately Surman is a tippy tappy player who looks like he plays in his slippers and is frailer and easier to shove off the ball than my two year old. Apart from that, yes, he is really suited to life as a footballer. Not. £2m is astonishing business.

Two mill is amazing money for someone who's not very good. Cue the selloff of assets one by one.

Someone please just go and chin him. If you can find his chin, that is!

Yes, with Robbie Fowler as his assistant...

Flog the stadium and some pots of blue paint off to Pompey.

If you think it's only now that money is being made from property I suggest you read up on the Great Estates, the Duke of Westminster, and 'new families' with similarly huge land holdings such as the Duke of Cornwall. Twas ever thus.

he was already fulham

God, I hope so. Not very excited about today's movements. Hasn't stopped me hitting refresh every ten minutes, mind...

leaking a smoke screen

Do you mean do a fart?

Are you sure it's not Terry Scott? Joooooon!

If this is right I can only think they are in it for the potential to develop land around St Mary's.

did that one earlier. do keep up.

Bring on the Heineken lass.

I represented Hants at U19 as well and have never heard of him. Mind you, I am 40 now...

Maybe they want to build flats on the St Mary's pitch. (Joke)