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So nothing happened again today then, fellas?

just hope rupes isn't the chair

and it really has legs

again. they should be called South Tomorrow. Maybe.

so this was all balls then

Ronaldo not fit to lace MLT's boots.

This thread is so bad I'm ashamed I clicked on it.

Are you saying Brighton fans hope counterparts at Pompey will drown?

I'd say that is pretty spot on. There's a danger in us all getting our knickers in a twist about this being the end to the saga, only to be let down again, Saints-stylee. It could also be a bad news press conference, of course...

In the interests of pubic health I think you should make it Condom Perignon...

Oh yes, I forgot about his least bad player in Godawful team award. Did he drop it?

There are probably two consortia bidding to buy Saints and MLT might be connected to one of them. Lowe is not/is connected to one of them. There are no big ships around. Mark Fry is really, really good at his job (according to most gushing posters on here). The Candy brothers are not involved. Lowe is still a big berk.

Your use of the word 'waltz' makes me think that it is a subliminal link to Salz and that you are connected to that consortium. Just thought I'd let you know. I think Lowe's more of a foxtrot sort of bloke, myself.

Because his smug lawyer mates told the Emperor of Smugness himself that there would be no case to answer and that we would escape such punishment, especially because Lowe is a business genius, the like of which football has never seen before. Obviously. And because he is an egotistic buffoon who always thinks he knows best.

Corrie, I think, which is an even longer running soap than SFC.

New candidate for worst Echo story update ever. In other news, the Sun may rise tomorrow, and Echo sources believe that night will follow day. Buy the paper tomorrow to find out. Please do not run this story in full. Just a link.

Skacel was indeed a top player in terms of his skill on the ball. His attitude stinks though, and it was obvious that he was a really disruptive influence. Even his body language suggested to me that he thought he always knew best and was playing way beneath his level. i don't think he'll be a loss in terms of team spirit and morale.

Ah. Oh well. Still don't think he'll stay as I think he's a bit billy big balls about his own ability. Forest are buying Dexter.

No evidence, but I've got a funny feeling that McGoldrick will not be around next season for us, with Forest as his chosen destination. I think he supports them, and with Dexter will make a good duo. Wish I could bet on this kind of thing.

'News just reached me' 'Client phoned PR'

V good

Re: Haringey or Haringey. Spelling 'involvement' on the main thread title might be good too, along with losing the capitalisation of 'Consortium'. Yours, chief pedant. PS Mr Winter you nicked all my ideas.

Please don't talk about ducks. It hints at an earlier despot.

Definitely not a woman then. Narrows it down.

Will be excellent at a club not infected from head to toe with 'Lowe is a swine virus'.