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If it was anything like the player, it would have been a bloody slow one.

Tell him if he invests in us we'd be willing to play in green hoops, quite frankly.

Rod Sewart was due to stage a concert this summer at St Mary's. I suspect the rumour starts and ends there. However, I suppose it might just conceivably be him seriously bidding for the stadium as a concert venue, or indeed so he can get his concert on and make some money by leasing it to Saints. Just a weirdo left field idea. No facts...

You can get pills for that.

The respective noses of Mr Rodney Stewart and Mr Matthew Le Tissier would mean that any press conference announcing their takeover would need a very large venue.

You do if you usually wear glasses but have mislaid them.

would that be before or after Steve Bruce?

I note with some trepidation that in the picture on the link above Mr Fry is wearing a black tie as if someone or something has just died.

He's even smaller from far away.

Have to say that is very well put. I'm a bit unsure why people are so quick to leap to conclusions on this one without any evidence.

That would be Gluggy. Boom tish.

I suspect it kind of depends on what DMG wants himself, which is probably 'out'. Player power and all that. I expect we'll keep the thief, who is probably salivating at having a whole new changing room full of League 1 wallets to choose from. Personally, I think something will happen in the next.... *loses will to live*

extremely strong drugs

why don't you lift the duvet and ask him?

I predicted this on here months ago. No biggie.

The company failed to cut its cloth and felt it was overreaching itself. I went to a laptop club the other day. Not what I was expecting.

I haven't seen the article concerned but can suggest a headline: 'Lapdancing club goes tits up'. I'm not sure this is quite Telegraph stylee but there you are.

I'd say £14million is pretty cheap for a decent concert venue.

I've said it about five times now. It's called irony. Unfunny irony, perhaps, but irony nevertheless. Parody of Mr Fry/The Echo/Souness/ Old uncle Tom Cobley and All, y'see? Oh well.

I read the thread title as Robson and Jerome. I hope it's not them...

something will happen in the next 48 hours.

oh just get a room, you two.

Four and a half million quid for SMS? Hell of a lot for one text message.

Fry's Chocolate Cream.

So they signed the exclusivity agreement without meeting its requirements. Hmm.