DT

tiresome brinkmanship

Prison?

*puts telephone call through to anyone in Switzerland*

The Keegan effect did indeed last a long time. It would be a brilliant story for Lawrie Mac to pick up the phone and say 'hey, Kev, do you fancy doing it again?'. I can see the features in every broadsheet now.

'got robbed and beaten up'. *snigggers* (I cannot quite believe that was censored without the extra g)

That's what Kev was hoping too. Love, Ron.

You're right. I do. *throws Sky earphones on desk and storms out of studio*

He's got plenty. It's called 'the cabinet'. boom tish etc

It could happen. After all, St Mary's is only about half an hour's drive from any number of laybys in the New Forest, where one can 'sleep'.

GPWM (good point well made) Let's make it the pizza box, innit, which he will curl into the top corner of Rupert's smug little grin from a full 30 yards. Then Hoddle still won't pick him.

Booooom!

There will be a ritual flogging of R Lowe just in front of the Bargate. Francis Benali will then throw a Bhuna at him, along with a half-eaten pizza he shared with MLT last night.

I think we should all prepare ourselves to get no news by Friday. At the start of this process I called for the club to at least do regular updates - say each Friday - if nothing else but to manage expectations. Instead we have had nothing, so the speculation, idle gossip, misinformation and so all has got to fever pitch. And thus the pressure cooker on here will explode if nothing by Friday (which is only a guideline, as I understand it). Such is the way of supporting Saints for the past 10 years or so, its communications skills are pretty awful and unprofessional. The club underestimates this. I'm telling myself that nothing will happen by Friday. If it does, I'll be pleasantly surprised. Such are the benefits available to the pessimist!

Also, he has no shoulders.

Continuing our 'get rid of crooks' policy. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I think Billy Davies would have kept us up last year.

You can bet your bottom dollar that at the very last minute in transactions like this, the bidder will try to pull a cheeky one and make a cut-price offer. Buyers market. It was always going to take the full time, hence the miraculous press coverage of other potential buyers waiting in the wings. All so predictable. Bet Pinnacle will be on the verge of pulling out next we hear and then miraculously be brought back on board.

My bet would be 4) it is a Susan Boyle-fronted consortium that had slightly overcalculated the worth of its sponsor due to unforeseen events. I can certainly hear one fat lady singing, anyway...

Yes, that's right. That never happens in football. PS I once went over 70mph on a motorway. FACT!

I think it's Matt Finish, to borrow the Echo's headline it used every week.

I'm going to write to my MP about this. It's astonishing. *watches paint drying on nearby wall*

At last!

They are probably pitying the onset of the poor chap's twilight years...

Good-o. Sorry, missed the smiley. Actually I didn't. Only because I couldn't really place them. Think the Wolves lad is pretty good though. These polls are always pretty stupid though. Just depends which team's fans is most on the ball on their computers. Or most unemployed.

I only do it now to wind you up. It's so easy.