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Is that on the pitch or 'afters'?

Bloody foreigners, coming over here and saving our club. (no.2 in a series)

So I'm assuming he will not be able to sign for any other club in the UK, then? hmmm

The first blow to the new regime.

Monopoly. Now there's a good money game.

I thought the fez was familiar. *wipes off old and inaccurate joke and puts it back in deep freeze*

Bloody foreigners. They come over ere, taking all our centre back jobs...

'Footballer wants more money' shock. In other news, bears head for woods in ablution bid. Pope denies he is a Muslim.

It will be the first centre back to do some work for us for some time...

Totally agree.

Excellent signing. Frankly, in this league, we need big blokes. Simple as that. An end to tippy-tappy!

Pretty underwhelming.

Erm... wasn't there an awful lot of smoke? Surely if there wasn't we wouldn't have heard a lot about it?

It's a new ruling by Mawhinney...

Mark bright. Rubbish beeb piece on the way.

Heads. Tails!

If so I hope lots of good players come tumbling out of said Trojan horse. Does it matter why he saved the club? Only that he did?

maybe it was a quiz to spot the odd one out

He's gone down heavily in my estimation but I would have thought the Pompey fans won't take too kindly to the signing either. From the looks of the article it has happened, so I don't know why people are doubting it. Saddest thing is he could have done a great job for us instead of Davis...? (one for nickh)

Surprised he didn't cause in-patients...

Given that we start on -10, I very much admire this kind of optimism. Might be a long temporary...

every pugwash fan should be in mourning today

sounds like a fair swap

That is a fair rebuttal, sir, which I applaud. Is the answer Osvaldo Ardiles or Ricky Villa?

Possibly the most boring question I've ever read.