DT

Thanks for your concern. The bars in London are a bit better than your local Portsmouth ones

What is Alpine Saint?

Ok. Sorry. I have bad case of anxiety about us going down this season.

It’s me being a bit drunk and annoyed we haven’t signed Messi. Again.

Are they young? Yes? Let's buy them. But they're shit, boss. It doesn't matter. They're young. Let's buy them. We might be able to sell them for more if they get better. But we need to score goals to stay in the division, boss. Don't be silly. We're unbeaten, these last three games. We'll be fine. Just buy that bloke. He's young. Ok boss.

I'm reading a series of shit players we are linked with. So similar.

Have to say I disagree. Skilful and quick. Creative. Finishes..Fits the way they play totally. And cheap in the scheme of things.

Sorry, but WTF are we doing?

Nathan 'Pep' Jones

no rush? we're bottom of the league and need goals and results immediately!

cut-price Conor Gallagher, he is

Everton after Beto. Apologies if old https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2023/01/18/everton-transfer-news-toffees-above-all-in-race-to-sign-6ft-4in-serie-a-striker-beto/

Danny ker-chINGS

we have done this to death mate. do keep up.

Bournemouth paying more than us. Ho hum.

Chelsea will probably come in for him

Personally think this is more important to get over the line than Jackson, from what I've seen. Having a decent DM adds a whole lot more solidity to us and allows others to attack more. We've been a bit 'knife through butter' at times.

we have offered 12 m euros and they don't want to sell this month, apparently

Guess we'll see if he can reignite his earlier prowess/stats

Relative to the cost of relegation, I meant

No signing would. Don't think people are saying that. From my perspective, an Ings or actually a Wood might have been sensible avenues to go down in such an important position for relatively little outlay. Untested youngsters from foreign leagues are by their very nature, riskier, when we need to be dealing with more proven players.

in other whoopdi doo news Nicolas Jackson is ‘close’ to joining Southampton – who initially wanted a six-month loan deal with a buy option, but Villarreal’s demands meant that Saints have ‘decided to buy the player’ for €20million this month #saintsfc @diarioas

Good job we have bags of time and no need for a striker in promptly

It just gets better and better

Also, London, more in the limelight, better squad, less chance of going down, no damage to ego in coming back. And yes, probably more money. Hope he gets a knock or two... (sort of )