DT

You always say it’s not true because blah blah blah and then it turns out to be true so not sure I’m going to listen to you if it’s all the same. This morning Jones was staying with us all season according to your latest disbelief of something on the internet.

What a joke we are

Ted Frigging Lasso in charge. Worst option again

Southampton have a meeting with ex-Leeds manager Jesse Marsch on Monday — an offer for the American to take over ‘is expected’ #saintsfc @ManagerTactical i fucking give up

Think he was on the verge of getting West Ham so probably still close to them than us

That own goal just about sums up our season. Majestic.

Some of us who suggested this at the start of the season received the usual bollocks about his so called style of play. Not looking like Everton's fans are too bothered

Hope someone is checking Jose Fonte’s coaching badges player manager?

Would be great.

‘I think it’s a recipe for relegation’ says pundit on Sky who makes the good point that our midfield does not have enough protection for the back four. Big issue for us I think. Too powder puff there.

indeed

Isn’t he in MLS at moment?

In terms of timing, no-one knows when this was done. Announced now, sure, but quite possible that he was indeed sacked straight after the game, as some reports indicated.

Ah yes, ‘the German Ralph Hassenhuttl’

First team coaches have also been released, says Sky. Their loss is McDonald’s gain

I’d vote for anyone with a bit of tactical nous on how to stop leaking goals in the short term and wait to offer everything to Potter. Fanciful and won’t happen but can dream. I was keen on Sean Dyche all season long. As we cocked up there, Fat Sam might have to be the only option a club in our position can get for now. A Hirsch will not cut it. Suppose a Gerrard might just work but big risk. They might do the Selles thing

One of the worst manager appointments in the history of the game. We certainly have a few records…

Gerard favourite in the betting, ahead of…Dean Smith. Bruce not on list on Paddy Power

Jesus wept…

Just had retweet from betclub twitter that it’s happened. ‘Parted company’ If so thank god

I read this stages business has been pretty much disproved as a linear process or something. More that the stages can overlap. I’ve got all of them at the same time. Jones and Ankersen are and will analyse be in ‘twat’ stage

Dear god. Seeing Jesse Marsch’s name mentioned. Might as well turn out the lights.

Groundhog Day. Wake up. Expect to see ‘the announcement’, imagine Andersen’s smug little face saying ‘one more game’, despair at Jones picking his ‘fwends’ and banging on about front footed mess, lose game, repeat.

Not sacking him is another two fingers to the fanbase. Despicable.

This sounds very plausible