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Monkey tennis?

Can’t believe we’re getting Monica Selles. What does she even know about football? gotta say saints’ management is hilariously clusterfucky

Meanwhile we go down and none of those names will touch us. Brilliant.

‘But by the way, you do still owe us for your hotel bill at the shitty place near the docks’

Hilarious. Can’t even get him Southampton's talks with Jesse Marsch have broken down with the club reluctant to offer the manager a long-term contract #saintsfc @JWTelegraph

Paddy Power yet to pay out on my bets he would be appointed, placed after Fareham Saint said don’t believe everything you read on the internet. So maybe he’s right after all. Eek.

Worst Burt Bacharach lyric ever

They were great, Mother Earth

I love how one of the benefits we have alighted on is that he speaks 'full English'. Either that's a lot of bacon and eggs or it's nothing to get massively excited about as an attribute, surely to God?

thanks for this. Informative.

Be careful. You’re not allowed to disapprove on here. Or usual suspect police will come for you

I would not actually. I’d be like most of the fans I’ve read about and be thinking that is another relegation post filled. No need to be a twat if you don’t share that view. Might be a bit late for you though

Athletic reporting it will be Marsch. At least I win at the bookies…

There’s no way we’re keeping the. In the Championship, sorry. Well maybe edozie. IMO.

Crook says club hoping to get new manager in by Chelsea game. He too says he can’t understand why we didn’t go for Dyche when available, but plumped for Jones also, that Leeds. Ow considering Gerrard alongside Gary McAllister. And that Nuno - who I personally think would be a good fit for us - has an 8m release clause. So moment go for either us off Leeds probably

The replies from Leeds fans to this seem on the whole pretty measured

No, ‘Childish antics’. Lovely Italian/Portuguese grub

Just looked it up. Looks good. Ta for tip. Lots of Maradona memorabilia/shirts still here. Remarkable.

Don’t know it. Was in museum bar.

No that’s your Portsmouth fodder. Missed Napoli play by a day so am a bit annoyed but brilliant city if you get your passport back

Sorry. Was out for dinner in Naples. Has something happened or are you still looking at people’s twitter followers to establish veracity of what they sayeth? Or not sayeth? Do tell.

Find all this stuff about not being able to attract good managers in our position a bit odd, to be honest. Whoever gets the job will get many millions of pounds, succeed or fail. That is quite an incentive, and a lure to many decent managers (you'd have thought) perhaps in other, less cash rich leagues. Even Scotland...

He'd have them running around at least

It doesn't. It's a description of an idea on a message board.

Benny Hill