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Utter shit footballer. Sell him for 50p

Has a 1-1 feel about it

Absolute joke of a signing. What a waste of money. Signing crocks. Great strategy.

I think it's more about whether Ings would want to come back. I think he'd prefer Leeds, or even another Prem team in the lower reaches. Think he's probably a 'never go back' guy, so would be very surprised if we spent a lot of time and money trying to persuade him.

Big mistake to sell him but the flurry of rumours around Ings coming the other way or Johnson on loan to replace Mason Holgate does not augur well. Perhaps they have looked at the Ward-Prowse move and think they want a bit more of that on the cheap. Hyphenated players the latest thing for them.

So fucking slow. Why are we so fucking slow? Does the manager think that will work, magically? Desperately dull

Absolutely shit defending. We are so boring

Zero goal threat. Ponderous build up. But wanking at possession. Same old.

Christ. We need to offload Che and get someone who can score more than twice a year. The winger bit makes me suspect Sulemana is off. Everton?

Nathan Jones now linked to Swansea. Hilarious.

How are we as high as we are in the table? Baffling

We still look so fragile. As soon as we lose possession it’s knife through butter. This hasn’t changed all season. Hard to watch

Che Adams on. That means goals goals goals. terrible player. he’ll score now We don’t look very direct again

Imagine if they do okay, get that 10 points reinstated on appeal, and make Europe. Legal carnage.

He must have had a groin injury every time I've seen him then. Definitely should sell him next window while people don't realise how shite he is

No, but that’s a hilarious thought

It was his old school. They asked him. Thanks for your inquiry. I hope that helps.

Russell Martin came to my daughter’s school this morning. Signed her shirt. Daughter asked why he took the Southampton job. He said he liked the atmosphere. Said no to a few jobs up north. Had been on saints’ radar for a while. That is all!

Che Adams was just on Talksport. Summary - he likes giving back to the community. 5 minutes of my life I won't get back.

Personally think we'll scrape a place in the play-offs but lose in the final (an upgrade on my previous mid-table prediction in the haze of some lucky late wins recently). And am fine with that. Feel we need one more season in the Champ, and that yes, RM will be backed.

Our goalkeeper is so shit. And why are we giving so much space to dembele. So bloody loose at the back even now

We’re going to need another one though guys. At least.

Can we actually try and get a second goal please? And not fanny about until they equalise. So fucking irritating. Update. thank you

God our style of football is utter shit. Boring overpassing. Slow, dull, without any threat. It’s so tedious. As soon as there is a sniff of something we get a nosebleed and pass it back or lose it. Think I might switch over. Such an inevitability about conceding and none of rsvhave the balls to actually attack or take the game to them. Appalling.

Classic - loads of possession, not really threatening, then losing it high and they go straight up other end so quickly and easily and have a chance. How has this not yet been seen as an issue? Happens all the time. Leave so much space. It’s suicidal.