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Shocked I am that Stephens playing means we are shit. Shocked I tell you. Someone injure him please in a reasonably untrivial way

BBD as a postman is perfect as he always arrives in the box too late #awfuljoke

I wonder if as the noise increases Villa become more desperate and eager to land him. But he is a downgrade, so their fans will not be happy. Tricky. My heart bleeds for them. Kind of want him gone now for 25mill so we can replace with better. Always thought he was a bit 'ego'. Anyone else?

Me too, but what is frustrating is that with both there seems to be more promise than actuality. For me Fellows is too lightweight and floaty, not direct enough, and too often disappoints with his final choice. Edozie can beat a man with pace, and there is a player there, but it looks like he might be chasing 'confidence' for his entire career. Ho hum. PS saw that Azaz pass again this morning for the goal at the weekend. It was top quality - the difference between the teams

He does absolutely nothing, apart from cause confusion and do the occasional brain fart. The team has to play because of him, mindful of his shortcomings. When he doesn't play, we look stronger.

Dismal. Plodding. Nothing in the middle, confusion at the back (Stephens should not be in a team ever), Fellows scampering around like a Tyro league player, bang average everywhere. Very hard watch. We are going to need to make some good signings very quick. How come we are surprised by this every bloody season? Ambitionless

Might as well get this post over with now. What on earth was Stephens doing for that goal? 😉

Villa have signed Wan-Bissaka

Having Stephens as a starter instead of a departed THB is a disaster. We've not played a blinder here and it will cost us dearly unless we can pull a rabbit out of the hat. Because even playing a rabbit would be better than Stephens

One of the very worst goalkeepers I've seen in a Saints shirt. Cost us countless points and was the source of so much confusion and lack of confidence at the back. Hope he can get his move.

Got a funny feeling THB will go, so I hope we have eyes on a decent centre half and are not relying on Jack Bloomin' Stephens (his real middle name). THB does pitch in with a few goals too, so hope that we don't miss those and Shea's...

Totally agree. Cam Bragg is really very good.

Derby also scheduled an appointment with Specsavers at the same time as registering their interest in Brereton-Diaz

Cannot for the life of me see the point of playing BBD. If it is 'shop window' it will only allow those peering inside to see how shit he is and not buy him. Is there another reason? Is it national beard day? Or has he got secrets about Spygate we want to keep inside? Whatever it is, it can't be because he can play football