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He's Still here then. Half of me actually wants to lose against Blackburn for the greater good of the club if it means he goes.

With the exact same players and Sean Dyche in charge we would be top of the league. Or Moyes. Or Lampard. Or Rohl. Or Pochettino. Or even Cooper. He is not good enough.

Russell Martin would do MUCH better with this group of players. As would my gran, and she died a decade ago. We really need to bite the bullet now - we've already missed two good managers (not that they would come to us) recently. Still is the emperor's new clothes. Total sham. Wake up!

Get this shit manager out before it's too late. He seems bamboozled by the play actually going on in front of him as it differs from his computer algorithms. Can't react. So just shoves three subs on and hopes it works. Zero personality. No charisma. Struggles with selections and formations. Apart from that he's great. Another shit appointment from the sham-meisters in charge. No, we are not Brentford getting lucky with Thomas Frank. And get experience in - including in the playing staff.

Almost bang on. Our play is so loose and flabby, unstructured. We are being managed by a sham coach. This is not a computer game. Get rid, and take Ankersen with you, the real problem in the club.

Might as well call that highlights reel from the last game 'Amstrong is shit'. Fuck me his shots are awful. His reaction speed glacial. His heading ability non existent. How he gets a game for us is amazing, and an indictment on our coaching/scouting. PS what does Adam Lallana do all day?

More shit tactics and uninspiring leadership mixed with inept strikers, an overly defensive set up and a bunch of individuals who are not gelling or give any evidence of believing in what the coach has to say/dreaming of being at other clubs, soundly beaten by a team who play together and will slice us apart with enthusiasm if not skill. 3-0

Come on, everyone. The manager is totally out of his depth. System and selection randomiser and with the charisma of a wet lettuce. Nothing will change with Still still here.

It's okay though, because he did well on Monday Night Football with a screen and some graphics. Wake up.

Clueless manager. Have said it from the start. Get rid.

So uninspiring. Can't think how he doesn't motivate the players...

Another chance for the pseudo coach to shake the numbers in a cup and come up with another line-up and formation to please his computer past and Monday Night Football screens but get unstuck by real humans playing in real time. 1-1. Bunch of strangers kicking the ball vaguely around the pitch waiting for Flynn Downs to get a yellow for his moment of appearing to care. Or, 5-0 and it's amazing.

Exactly. Ludicrous appointment. Said it at the time. Got roundly booed. But, but, he did so well in the French league, they said. He 'proved himself' there. He was amazing on Monday Night Football. All a sham. Pseudo. Emperor's New Clothes. Get shot as quick as possible and appoint, for once, someone with a bit of substance and track record at managing and coaching real players into a real team.

McCarthy has nudged into the 'slightly less shit than Baz' bracket. We continue to have a blind spot for keepers and strikers. And CDMs.

Have said this from the start and got pilloried for doing so. He's so obviously an emperor's new clothes appointment. We continue to be so convinced by people who interview well rather than who have a clear track record in doing what we need. Break the bank and just get Sean Dyche. Will sort out defence, and from there we can start winning.