DT

I suspect they gave Stephens a new contract because he said if they didn't he would sulk, beat his fists a bit on the floor, and that his fwends Flynn and 'Armo' would too, and take their ball with them. They're in charge.

Well that is true. But every week they stay with us and our coaches, they get worse. Not least because they are being played out of position and with a manager with less backbone than a jellyfish.

I'll save that new analyst some time. We're shit, with terrible players, a manager who has no experience, and with a toxic underbelly of cliqueyness and no grounding in the basics of playing football or team spirit. But it's okay because Rasmus Ankersen.

Shit inexperienced manager who should never have been appointed continues to pick the traitors and the couldn't give a shits including the so-called captain (sorry, he is great at running around, I forgot) and we lose again at home, but annoyingly not by enough to get Tonka toy sacked or for us to actually get a striker in because old sicknote scores. So sick of these players and the management. Such a toxic, deeply engrained sense of shitness, added to by countless appalling appointments, with the hand on the puppet strings being one Rasmus Ankerson. He who is untouchable because he once thought Thomas Frank was brilliant, or something. Reinventing football. Knows more than all of us. Of course. So sick of it.

Isn't this the very least a professional footballer should do every week in return for millions of pounds per year? Run around? Perhaps our ambitions aren't quite what they should be. Sure, he's up there as a top goalscorer but he has missed so, so many and gone missing in terms of his captaincy responsibilities regarding playing standards and behavioural ones amongst his team mates (I'm looking at you, Flynn and the rest).

Less worrying is that he is shit

The straw I'm clutching is that SR are not investing this window because they're selling up, and taking that twonk sham psuedo Rasmus with them. I think we have to be very careful we don't get relegated this season, seriously.

The club took an absolute age to see what was glaringly obvious to all the fans (who of course know nothing about football compared to Ankerson's huge left field brain, reinventing the game). That Baz was utterly shit and cost us many games. Like the manager position, it is massively underrated by the management in terms of success on the field.

And once they see him let in all those goals they won't want him. Glad he's out of the building though. Probably dropped his car keys on the way out.

We should definitely be going all out to get rid of that tiresome snake, Downes. And Armstrong is never captain material, or good enough. I'd be keen to ship out Cameron Archer too, as he's shit, and hope that Baz is unimpressed with being second now and will request a move. Have to be an optimist.

Subbed after 2 minutes then

I hope he is not shit. But no-one can be as shit as Bazunu. Therefore happy with this signing. No need 10 more players. And a manager.

I do hope he's good at commanding his box. I'm here all week.

Damian Downs was one of the worst players I've ever seen in a Saints shirt. But worse than that, he put zero effort in. Waste of skin. Hamburg must be blind.

Rosenior is excellent