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I think O'Neil would be really great. But will he leave Celtic? hahahahah Got to laugh at the moment, Saints being managed by such twats. I'm looking at you, Rasmus, you dim-witted, egomaniacal, 'I'm such a TEDTalk star', 'reinventing football', deluded, bellend.

What, a new job at Tesco's? Well done Russell

I do hope you don't mean the useless Lallana. I cannot think of one thing he has done since rejoining, and would be just the sort of person to undermine coaches in the vain hope that he might get the top job one day. Or do you mean Eckert? Or the linesman?

I guess it's the difference between an almost impossible task at Wolves and another relegation and an almost impossible task with us where if he did string a few wins together to get into contention he would be seen as a miracle worker, Pompey links aside.

I would absolutely love to see Bielsa at St Mary's.

We should let his dog play alongside him instead of that poisonous cretin, Flynn 'I want my Wussell back' Downes

Great news. Romeu will still be streets ahead in quality of everything we have. Grooming also for a future coaching role?

It was my stinging last post that did it. 😉 Okay, next step is not to appoint Lallana. If we do that we are definitely down.

Tick fucking tock. More Championship Manager bollocks and no points for another week then.

I see Wolves have noticed the perilous state they’re in and acted in order to stem the tide and try and stay in the division, with all that entails financially. Good thinking, guys. You might let our imbeciles know about this strategy. Also, we have a computer game player you might like to employ. To be honest, I’m staggered that the club respects its fan base so little that they have not acted, or even acknowledged their concern that they have yet again hired someone who is just good in interviews and presumably blew enough smoke up Wankersen’s arse during one of his ‘I reinvented football’ bollockfests. The club is hollow, with no-one who actually cares, neatly encapsulated by Adam Bloody Armstrong having the captain’s armband and trotting around the pitch without so much as a single gee up to his mercenary mates, Downes sulking about how good he is and how he misses Wussell, Stephens chatting behind Still’s back to bring about a bit of mutiny (just a theory) and there being no evidence of any coaching nous whatsoever, in fact making good Championship players only worse. The first obvious step is to recognise that Still is a sham, sack him, and employ a manager who knows what he’s doing, and who can stand up to a bunch of big balls players who think they’re good for the Prem but can’t be arsed putting any work in. Get it done, for God’s sake, Saints.

If they go for Lallana it is all over

Easy money at the bookies is the upside. Has to go. Should have gone weeks ago. Classic Saints. But we really need to get rid of the Danish twat too

McCarthy in goal, Armstrong in attack and Will Still as coach equals away win. Hopefully by enough to catalyse some action, finally.

Hi Mr Still! You think we can't do better than this shit then. Brilliant. Or that we are unrealistic to want someone a bit better than a computer game player.

When is the club going to wake up and see the absolute pseudo bollocks that Will Still is? When we're without hope?