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I detest everything about Wrexham and their 'Hollywood story'. It is the laziest of crutches for lazy journalists to gleefully fall onto as they lick the owners' starry arses, despite their films being utter shite and despite their wilful ignorance of the real story being that their investment is the only thing that has brought them any success, plus all that TV money. So boring. Ooh, community. Oooh, worthy work. Oooh, history. Such a load of old oversentimental hogwash. I pray to god that they don't get into the playoffs but they almost certainly will as there are about 50 teams in it this year, and all those lickspittle journos and media types will be salivating that they get up to the Premier so they can continue their boring stories requiring no research barring watching that godawful Netflix show. And breathe. Hope we smash them at their place, and record a video from the tree with binoculars. Or something.

So, so shit. One of the worst keepers I have ever seen us keep faith with, mystifyingly. Cost us so many points over the years. Really can't believe he's a pro, to be honest.

Decent point. Larin looked knackered. And missed a sitter. We could have been three down in the first half. So would take it. Need more goal threat. And a CB for backup

I'd start a sack of lard ahead of Stephens. More mobile, albeit slightly less vocal.

As it stands, I'd say it's not a poor window, given the quality we have so far retained. Just a shame we haven't brought in someone who enables us not to have to play Stephens at all, again. But even though it's not a poor window, it will be a lot worse if Jander does go as he is brilliant in my view. Thought he made noises about moving on some time ago? And if the club was keen on making a sure-fire promotion team, this isn't it. (cue Jamie Vardy joining) (please don't go to Wrexham and add to their bollocksy Hollywood story)

It is crucial that we don't have to play Stephens. Will be the difference between getting into the playoffs and mid table mediocrity IMO

Feels a bit amateurish, this transfer window. Like they have their notebook and are crossing names off. I'm sure it's more professional than that and it will all be rosy. But...

over and over again, you say?

Great result. Couldn't help noticing that as soon as Stephens came on they had a few shots on goal. Hmm. Good to see Ward Prowse back and the new CB looks good. Taylor Harwood who?

Bazunu's move means they will now be known as Boltoff

That's basically his wrists (like crisps) (on a good day). Be great to get rid of Stephens too, as a freebie.

Think 'Asterix' should do, if he comes.

You think? I reckon he could do a job for us. Nice bloke too.

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