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We should definitely be going all out to get rid of that tiresome snake, Downes. And Armstrong is never captain material, or good enough. I'd be keen to ship out Cameron Archer too, as he's shit, and hope that Baz is unimpressed with being second now and will request a move. Have to be an optimist.

Subbed after 2 minutes then

I hope he is not shit. But no-one can be as shit as Bazunu. Therefore happy with this signing. No need 10 more players. And a manager.

I do hope he's good at commanding his box. I'm here all week.

Damian Downs was one of the worst players I've ever seen in a Saints shirt. But worse than that, he put zero effort in. Waste of skin. Hamburg must be blind.

Rosenior is excellent

The living embodiment of that is Rasmus bloody Ankerson. West Brom have now sacked their manager. It's an epidemic. Player power and in the upper reaches, ownerships who feel they are the real managers and those they employ need to be their puppets and run it their way or else. And then there are clubs like Ipswich, who have players who fight for the cause, are led by an excellent manager, and magically appear to be doing well. Ankerson thinks his superior brain is above all that and is rethinking football. And Downes and his little band of twatty sulkers think they are too good to have to try as they gear up for the transfer window they all hope will get them out. Or it's the manager's fault and we're not trying, waaah booo. I really wish we'd go back to basics. Experienced manager and players who know that you need to work hard, not just fluff around with your washbag and oversized headphones. Makes me want to watch grassroots football much more every week.

This is very evident from body language and lack of commitment from shits like Armstrong (the captain!), Downes (biggest wanker I've seen in a Saints shirt), Harwood Bellend - who is such an entitled footballer who rubs his England call-up badge every night in between selfies at the gym, and Manning who is just a tattoo on one leg. They are all clearly just taking the wages and looking to get their fwend back. Need to get rid of them, and Bazunu, who if he is not in that clique it's just because he keeps dropping the membership card. It's clearly a rotten culture, and that needs radical surgery. Problem is SR can't be arsed, and Eckert just looks on with that glazed look on his face, occasionally chatting to the new cub scout we've brought in as his number two. What shall we do? Play 5 at the back? Yeah! Masterstroke. Watch us lose to Doncaster.

Ankerson is the turd we cannot flush away, dragging the club down with his 'out of the box' thinking. We are redefining football, guys. Everyone else has it wrong. We need managers who haven't managed, goalkeepers who can't keep goal, and strikers who can't score goals. Oh, and defenders who can't defend. Voila. Sports Republic's genius game plan, with Rasmus Twat as the key puppet string puller, managing the team via Teams. Please go, SR.

WE need to sack this guy we should never have appointed in the first place but who most of the fanbase thought deserved the job even though it was just post-Will Still bounce as being the previous worst manager we have ever had. Now superceded. Club is rotten all the way through. So fed up with it. Hateful squad, entitled players, inept managers and a board who appoint yes men as 'they know best how to reinvent football'. Rasmus Ankersson - please FUCK OFFerson

Charlton-supporting mate texted me (unusually) when he heard. 'He's terrible'. Sports Republic really are appalling. Hate this club right now. Can't do anything right. All signs point to Rasmus Twatterson

Scienza will soon

Utter, turgid dogshit. No pace or passion. No structure. Clearly another manager who has no clue or is too timid to take on the players/hierarchy, and who bafflingly takes off our best player again. What a bunch of shit, slow, directionless and talentless players we have. And another woeful managerial decision. Notable exception - Fellowes. Guess he'll be dropped for daring to take people on.

Stationary and without direction even if it had the correct tools for the job, as well as now being light up front. If only there was a metaphor for Saints we could leap on

That would be classic Saints. ie completely incompetent.