Cascadia Saint

Oh come on, Appleton next? I have to get out of here... And you just know Saints Player will go pop in a minute.

Happy is an understatement I imagine!

Wow. Just wow.

Listening to Solent! Jesus, is Eddie Mitchell pi ssed?

That's because they have gills, obviously...

Pity about the last minute posh equaliser at donny, but this was the table until then. Get used to it...

It was the flying mattresses wot won it. Great result, COYS!

Nice one, great result! We are top again!

A......... Bus Hostess?

Don't you worry...

feast your eyes on this....

Is an air screw what you use to hold a flying mattress in place?

Right. Come on Coventry or Dirty Leeds, I want my league table complete...

Put the game to bed, you say...

Yes!!! Air hostesses for the win!!

That's not too difficult, mr 17th..

It's a long season, keep em fresh, rotate your squad etc....

Nige is not the sort of manager to keep someone on when injured, so Lambo can't be too bad, right?

Wouldn't mind getting my elbow bumped by that.

fu ck yes.

And the bear will devour it all, burp theatrically and then demand more!

Which would be extremely nice. And even if it just happens for a split second, I am grabbing a screenshot of it...

I'm struggling to stay awake... I should probably not go back to the bed for the second half though, right? It would be just my luck if we end up losing.

Into his sock?