Cascadia Saint

He can't come out when the sun is shining as brightly as this, he can only leave the house under a black cloud, like a chilly vampire.

Sharp in the goalmobile, returns victorious to the bus...

haha, let chimpo try that with barney!

No worry needed!

That looked HIDEOUS!

Bus hostess for the WIN!!!!!! 2-0!!!

oooh oooh, i found the bus hostess. Now lets drive this thing to the final whistle.

The air hostesses are smiling sweetly at me from my photobucket account, they want out.

Thank god there's a story behind that plate of evil, i thought it was a normal afternoon snack for you!

wash your mouth out with soap, young man.

Yes!!!!! Sharp!

Reading just scored, 3-1.

Trying to send that dogs dinner up the page and out of sight...

I'll have the yorkshires, you have.. erm... whatever the hell THAT is. It's all yours.

Okay, precautionary nun.

Chappers on for Lambo. Bring the DOOM!

I think we will score in the second half. And I will wake up the nuns if necessary.

Patience everybody... we've seen this many times before. Glad to see a distinct lack of doom on here today.

I don't know, but something was flakey in his hotel room. Gross.

Again. You are in Amsterdam. Real bouncy boobs should be (literally) within reach..

It's way too early for nuns! You're in Amsterdam, you can probably find some dirty nuns of your own...

It did look like fish, but the referee didn't give it.