Cascadia Saint

Next season, rebuild the entire team with players who have smaller feet.

He’s off

I’ve seen preseason games with more urgency than this ‘cup final’

Worked wonders then.

Can someone run onto the pitch with the league table in their hand, please? Only need the bottom bit.

Need Adams and Sulamana on. do we know if bazunu can play up top?

Can we make them wear arsenal shirts?

This is Saints, we need to buy a few other consoles that nobody wants for a couple of grand and then stick them in the attic and don't play them Then we play the Acorn Electron and the C64 instead. Bit of Emlyn Hughes International Soccer sounds more our style than FIFA.

We aren't going to batter anyone tbf. No batter, just an oily mess.

I look like a saints manager because I am a saints manager...

I wonder how many of these players will still be with each club when we meet in the league?

But even a tombola would accidentally pick a good one now and again.

We are so lucky that they are painfully shite too.

Jesus, I’d forgotten about Help me Rhonda! What an insane time that was. All those earlobes…

Ruben! Rube! Rube! He hasn’t heard me. RUBE! RUBE! RUBE!!!

Cracking performance first half. Like a breath of fresh air.

If you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge...

This board are a joke. There’s simply no time to fuck around anymore. After the debacle of Jones, and all the money splashed on varying degrees of mediocre players over the last year, NOW they want to save a couple of quid? We don’t have to go down. It’s extremely fecking likely, but it’s not a given and if they really don’t want it to happen they need to get someone in to start working with the players. FFS.

Any truly decent manager isn’t primarily motivated by money. They’ll absolutely look at the bigger picture and make a decision based on that.

Amen to that.

Would be okay with Marsch. His style of play + the best members of our squad could be so much better to watch than Jonesball.

But does it have front feet?

I hadn’t, woke up late. Where are dcc and Bella ketchup???

Yeah, it’s amazing how much strength in depth you suddenly get when you add randoms in the position as starters.