Cascadia Saint

I thought it was class. Some great work done shooting and putting that together. Minimum cringe, maximum motivation. Love the poster version too.

Forster goes straight in as first choice keeper. Koeman said something along the lines of 'Boruc wasn't pleased but hey ho, that's football'. Bit harsh in my opinion but am looking forward to seeing how Forster does.

Er... Adkins.

Great signing.

How is Mayuka being preferred to Cork? You really are a strange one sometimes.

This is the sad truth. He was only used as cover for much of last season, and 'luckily' for him, both VW and MS needed covering at various times.

Devastatingly charming. I imagine you are a hit with the ladies...

I know it's been two fairly fruitless years already, but I would love to see Gaston come good this season. Be like a new signing.

Christ, you post some utter tosh these days. You have officially transitioned to clueless old sod to vile miserable idiot.

Does this mean we might pronounce his name properly now?

Sign him! Sticky this! Looks like a quality signing.

Shameful?

Because then they would have to ban all the other trolling skate WUMs. And for some reason they can't be arsed.

Great news! http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/southampton-transfers-jose-fonte-pledges-4003545

What a bizarre thread. This book cover is amazingly hilarious though... And the hero seems to be wearing our grey / yellow / white training colours. :0

"It’s still extremely early in the next chapter of Southampton’s existence. Right now, with the transfer window still open and a bunch of cash burning a hole in their pockets, it’s impossible to say what comes next. If Southampton regress, though, it’s worth remembering it’s not because they sold their best players, it’s because after they did, they didn’t know what to do next." Thanks for posting that, a good article with a calm and even optimistic outlook. It really does all depend on what we do now...

It still works. Hilarious.

Never mind. Whoosh.

Haha!! Don't worry mate, Art doesn't do humour. Straight as an arrow is our Art, bless him.

Er... Should someone tell him what's happened since then?

*cough* SWF *cough*

Haha! This is totally true. Alpine is a pro, sat around in his fortress of solitude grumbling at things. This guy is just a frothing at the mouth loony in a bedsit.

Exactly this. Everyone has been harping on about how we are going to be left playing the kids ala the last Dutch 'revolution'. We sign a solid player the manager actually wants in addition to the promising youngster, and everyone ****s the bed. Oh, and they also all told us left back wasn't that important a position when they were trying to take the sting out of Shaw leaving... Bunch of miserable entitled ****s on here.

I still can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

What a **** situation. But anyone feeling sorry for Morgan not getting his move is a mentalist. You sound like battered wives saying you deserved the last punch. He signed a contract. With his name. The same name on his bank account. I couldn't give a **** that his 'friends' have all left.