Cascadia Saint

Save them for if we run out of cones at staplewood.

I think it’s safe to say the Juric is still out on this appointment.

Death Metal football sounds good to me. We desperately need some metal, we have the Death football sorted already.

Director of Football 'Operations' probably implies that he helps out with achilles tendon repairs and ACL reconstructions in-house rather than outsource to hospitals etc. Exactly the kind of forward thinking modern leadership a Prem club needs to be fair.

I was hoping it came across better than it read. I just scanned the echo write up and it seemed like he didn’t actually answer any of the questions really. Maybe because he couldn’t, but still. Wasn’t the most inspiring read.

R for Russelgated

Wow, 30 million is crazy. I know we liked him when he was here but has he ever really shown anything more than a vague promise?

Fucking amazing signing. Was not expecting that.

It’s the yellow in the logo that bugs me the most. Maybe I’ll bleach it or take a sharpie to it… is the women’s shirt a different cut?

Someone needs to mockup a Draper Tools logo exactly the same size as this shite logo and then sell it as an iron on patch on Etsy.

COME ON YOU SAINTS!!

Nice of the weather to slick the pitch for us...

Not winning this one 5-3...

And they all trot out that one photo of a plane with water tanks in it as proof.

Adam Blackmore is approaching peak Partridge.

Their goalkeeper has gone for a poo apparently.

Mara again!

https://www.nathanmediaservices.co.uk/ceefax/

Apparently he dinked the ball over someone’s sisterdaughterwife with his first touch and then nutmegged her mobility scooter.

Can anyone see if Mad Nate has logged in recently? (I've forgotten what username he had. My baaaaaaaaaad.)

Whatever happened to Bertrand? Excuse me for not paying attention since he left, but I just suddenly remembered he went to Leicester with Vestergard. Wiki says he only played 4 times for them and now he’s without a club?

Jannik Vestergaard: “Perfect Boxing Day? Hold My beer…”

Amazing how at the mention of a long forgotten username, their profile pic pops straight into your head. What ever happened to Saint David? Very religious as I remember and became very insulting one night at the slightest sniff of me being an atheist. I cried religious persecution to the mods but they were having none of it. Bah.