percy windham

Legally, we are allowed to, yes.

He always gets a boner around the hour mark, and as we all know, it is very difficult to run with a stiffy.

Stu Romsey Saint over on the ugly seemed to think we were very close to signing him last summer.

Lifetime saintsweb membership for Heisenberg.

Matt Patterson signs for Oxford in a McDonalds, using a free Barclays pen.

Bizarre rumour, and one I don't believe, passed to me today by someone I work with who has a few connections. Apparently Pelle has been sounded out to make a return and he is keen.

WINNER. CLOSE THE THREAD.

Hand on heart, it's the best username I've seen in my mongboard career. I'd be surprised if anyone could show me a better one.

Body ****ed? Or major bad influence?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Southampton-FC-Saints-Twenty-Classics/dp/B000026Y9U It's just this one rereleased isn't it? Any true Saints fan already has it.

Would agree with this. We even put my Super Saints cd on to try and get a Woolston Ferry rendition going, but they couldn't make it any louder.

Deal's off then?

Open bare chest? Brave but stylish. And so in right now.

What will you be wearing hun? I don't want us to clash, what a fashion faux pas that would be.

I was in the pub with Iwan Thomas pre-JPT. I'd like to drink/stalk a different minor celebrity/saints fan this time. Does anyone know where Tiff Needel will be drinking pre game?

went online at 9.50, all done by 10.35. Had £90 ones in the basket, but couldn't really justify that in the end. Went for £56 behind the goal.

Percy is actually short for Perciforus.

We scored with our only shot on target. I can only imagine the vitriol towards Ben Foster right now on Baggieweb.

This is hilarious. I wonder if you could post this on the ugly inside website as well. Repeatedly.

Having not played anything approaching the full version in years, I am pretty useless. Can anyone suggest any tactics for a Saints? Everything I try seems to result in long shots and slow buildup with ball constantly being given away and the opposition scoring with potshots from everywhere.

Maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me, Cos after all, You're Sofiane Boufal.

Been a while since I played the PC version, but just got an Ipad Air 2 and will be trying out the touch version on there, which I believe is fairly close now to the full version.

Jordan Robertson killed an old man.

Big love to the Hythe kebab massive.