percy windham

7 academy players in the 18. Nice.

Alan Bennett being surprised by a ball bouncing will haunt me as long as I live.

I loved that penalty he missed against Watford where he hit the ground with his fists harder than he hit the ball.

Did you just assume my gender???

Don’t worry, they’re not all bad they cry - I like at least four of them.

When Mark Lawrenson says something pathetic (as he usually does), we have a thread on how poor a pundit he is. When a female pundit says something similar, we have threads about all female pundits being poor. Don’t worry, they’re not all bad they cry - I like one of them. Point this out and people like hypochondriac call you a bigot. Lest we forgot that this is a man who has so little contact with women, he had to make up a girlfriend to impress people on the internet.

Tell me more about your friend’s father; he sounds dreamy.

Had the pleasure of meeting Paul Allen at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

Alan Bennett. The only footballer I’ve ever seen who seemed surprised that a ball would bounce.

Had the pleasure of meeting Kevin Keegan at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

To be fair, Pele was pretty poor. I’m sure we were all surprised when West Brom gave us a cool one million pounds for him.

Who’s Maguire’s manager now. Puel. Who managed Stephens to an 8th place finish and a cup final? Puel. We can all see the patterns here.

NO ALAN, YOU CANT.

He hasn’t been back. Have been told that club don’t know where he is.

Song suggestion: Jaanik vestargaard to the tune of I wanna be adored.

If you think this place is bad, check out the ugly inside. Every single one of them is a right whopper.

They have asked about his availability more than once over the last few season.

Two way fight between them and Reading.

When you sharted, did you feel pride or shame? Please explain your answer in full.

Ings and Vokes incoming...

?? Do you ever read the **** you write? I’d only there was something about her career, and her specialist job in that, that might give her the tiniest bit of insight; certainly a touch more insight than that of a colossal dullard such as yourself.

It really is a delightful post.

Come now Mr. Contaldo. I hardly think the ugly inside is the best recommendation for someone bored with comedy internet characters now is it?

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