Patrick Bateman

I always forgot how genius he was at standup, thanks for sharing! Brilliant!

"cheat code" 😡

You make a fair point about us lot watching older bands - but it still irks me seeing 15 year old (mainly girls) in Oasis t-shirts. I think it was OUR moment in time that 90s period and I'm guessing the generation older than us will no doubt think the same about their bands too. No idea. But I don't want to relieve those experiences again anyway, certainly not at those prices. Paul Heaton's "all my concerts are £35" is more my price point My lad is heavily into dance and hip hop ... loads of his mates listen to Ed Sheran and so on and he comments how boring that all is. He's the DJ on car journeys though - sits there choosing music while I'm driving. Makes me laugh, how times have changed when all my car journeys at his age were Chris Rea and Dire Straits and if I wanted to listen to anything, it was walkman, hoping the batteries hold on and then being moaned at because the crappy little over ear headphones leaked tinny music 😂 Kids today .. hahaha

The stupid 'training tops' all the football teams wear on match days. Why do they all need to look so ridiculous? Why do they even exist as a thing? Just throw on a plain t-shirt and get out there FFS.

Lucky Saint for me - by far the best non/low alcohol beer around in my humble opinion, love it!

I'm undecided. Saw them live in their prime like most here, but I have a horrible feeling it'll be full of kids thinking they're hard and probably with a vast majority born around the time they split up in 2009. But anyway it's too expensive, so on balance, not for me.

No words ...

I LOVE this!! More shithousary from the team please - we've been far too nice for too long, I quite like some of this for a change. Don't want other teams to like playing us, bring a little of the 90s Wimbledon crazy gang back, without the OTT fouling.

Good for him. I think he's a decent player, but he needs the game time to develop and grow - hope it works for him and Saints long term.

That article is frightening, well if you were a Chelsea fan! It's not as if they can even sell most of those players for cheap, who is going to pay Sterling £325k a week?? Ridiculous situation, ridiculous club.

Does anyone really care about what some social media helmets say? (Edit: says a helmet on a social media / forum platform ... I see the irony)

Steve De Ridder

Last season my son got all 3 kits. This season he only wants the home kit. Hates the yellow one, hates the pink one. Good start with Puma in this household 😂

Best thing about it was the end, watching Michael Johnson (absolute legend, genuinely, awesome commentator now too) struggle to be nice about it, "I liked the lights"

On the plus side, we do the Olympics better ...

Well that was fkn crap. Boring drivel.

They need to work on the 'Wine' aspect. I mean, that's kind of generic ... I can imagine the conversation "What wine is it?" ... "Just wine, dunno". Crack the wine, Champions League.

Honestly I'm guessing, but remember when Jay Rodriguez was out? He was out for a long while and lost loads of muscle mass in his leg, then had an imbalance of muscle so was over compensating on the other leg, causing a further injury. I'm guessing that with Stewart out for basically a year, there could be a similar concern, so they're concentrating on overall power, strength and conditioning as well as stamina. Just my hypothesis though. Whatever, I think he could be decent so I hope we see him fighting fit soon.

If that's the case, he might be doing purely fitness / stamina / strength work at the training ground, rather than twisting and turning little balls games. Less stress on the joints then?

Yeah rolledbits is better than that, but only slightly. Fk, all these sponsors are bloody awful.

I'm glad you put their initials as I had no idea who they were when I saw the picture!

Modelling himself on Russell Martin, just needs some pastel toned t-shirts ...

Harris is pretty unpopular in the states and if you look at the polls, her approval and disapproval ratings are actually in line with Biden's. Trump will wipe the floor with her. The Democrats need to come up with someone stronger, which they do have in their ranks, but Harris is mostly definitely not the answer.

Yes, I imagine it goes in at the waist. So ideal for beer bellies .... ... ... ... ...

I hate stripes anyway, always look crap, but that's a whole level of new crap, definitely made worse by the toy town looking sponsor 🤮