Patrick Bateman

Fans appeal allowed on having Rob Edwards as manager? Yes - I appeal.

9, why 9? Can't get away from the bloody media talking about the 9-0 against Leicester FFS

HAS to be. No other option.

Well it would hardly be a secret given they have conscription to the IDF for Jewish Israelis.

I did do a winky thing ...

Can we do a "not Rob Edwards" chant similar to GoN? Hopefully won't be too late by the skates match.

He does look really good - hopefully this is his season he shines on loan and then does well for Saints next. Their goalkeeper looks horrific though ...

I'm not. The intolerant ones have decided he's now a baddie. Just get back to Saints and prepare to batter the skates.

What a tit.

More dribbling ...

Just came here to say the same! Surely the only outcome is expulsion from the premier league ... 🌚

Someone wake me up when the FA have stopped eating cake and marvelling at their latest overhead projector with bits of plastic you can write on. What a revelation I hear them say. I like Eckert as a manager, I think he'll have a great career, but this is just tedious now. Let's get the ban sorted, appoint someone else and move on. Just not Rob Edwards or Ron Atkinson. Thanks.

No as he's most definitely not lazy!

Bring in Craig Hignett and Boro's missing 3 points from that season, job done. Juninho ... christ 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I mean, who needs a Director of Football doing the recruiting when you have Gemini (although I did tell it to do "out of work managers" and it gave me Marco Rose, dumbass) ... Where Rob Edwards Fits in the Replacement Ranking If added to the previously evaluated pool of managers, Edwards would sit toward the lower-middle tier: Roger Schmidt — 95% fit Marco Rose — 90% fit Kieran McKenna — 90% fit Edin Terzić — 85% fit Eddie Howe — 80% fit Ralph Hasenhüttl — 80% fit Domenico Tedesco — 75% fit Rob Edwards — 70% fit Why: He brings excellent energy, strong squad management, and direct high-pressing principles. However, replacing Eckert with Edwards would require a transition toward a much more physical, aerial, and direct style of play rather than preserving Southampton's fluid, short-passing build-up framework. Mark van Bommel — 70% fit Jesse Marsch — 65% fit Valérien Ismaël — 50% fit

New reality TV show. Every week, a washed up football manager has a go at managing Saints. They all sit there Traitors style and critique that week's manager and vote him off if he's failed. If he succeeds, they get to vote off anyone else around the table. Wilder, Redknapp, Warnock, Allardyce etc etc. Gold TV. ITV feel free to contact me to discuss, thanks.

Yeah I thought so too ... we'll end up with someone else we've never heard of I'm sure. Or Romeu, the 3rd coming, here to manage ... Guess this season will be interesting either way.

Is it beyond all possibility to land Eddie Howe? Or perhaps ........ Kieran McKenna??

Just to add my erudite comment to this video. What a stupid cunt.

Waiting to hear what the outcome is from Trump and Burnham's discussions as this is such an important topic facing humanity.

They couldn't afford to do that. Tin pot.

Sorry this isn't true. "So annoying seeing Dobbin not even used by Southampton , don’t believe we ever had a chance but frustrating as hell when they can pay 9mill and leave him on the bench" "Would have been a better permanent signing than Archer. Think his peak his potentially higher. Southampton wasting him, but they have the money to do that." I think we have wasted him as he needs game time. However, Azaz has been bang on form and Edozie preferred (somehow) on the left to replace Scienza.

I didn't think the match was that bad, but reading this thread I feel alone in that. I actually thought we played some nice football at times, but we were slightly off the pace at times, i.e. second to some balls that we would usually win and a misplaced pass that we'd usually get right. We were also not clinical in front of goal where we have been, especially at home. All of these in my opinion point to tiredness, which you could see it in some players I thought. The international break has come round at the right time, except for Larin who I think could do with a proper break, but there we go. That leads me to my only criticism of the club - the horrific decision not to replace Stewart with someone more established that Mubama who is able to swap properly with Larin like that did last season. Larin had 7 goals in 7 games and unless something bizarre happens this season he's not going to get 46 goals in 46 games at this pace.

They are a strange lot.

Absolutely