Patrick Bateman

Another non-prolific short-arse ... wonderful, perfect for SR's Excel no doubt. Edit: AND he's injured - https://www.footballinsider247.com/all-the-crystal-palace-games-eddie-nketiah-could-miss-after-big-injury-update/ tick, tick, tick for SR

Absolute joke of a club - run by excel geeks with zero understanding of the BASICS of football.

People that don't check a case in.

I've made the family avoid takeaways for the last 3 or 4 months as I "fell out" with the deliveroo/just eat drivers on more than one occasion, utter penises. Anyway, stopped in for a McDonald's (I know) with the family for the first time in that time period, absolutely destroyed my stomach. Vile. I love cooking, I do the cooking for the whole family all week, plan a weekly menu and so on. McDonald's, nope, no thank you.

This is abysmal, what a shower that party is.

I heard Matt Oakley.

I just noticed in the handbags "melee" with Flynn, that Peretz jogged all the way from his goal to have a look, gave Flynn a well done pat on the head and jogged back 😂 Peretz might end up being a cult hero too.

"Work"??

I noticed that, but I just assumed it was because he felt Scienza should've passed to HIM to score ... ?? Either way, not great.

I would've taken a draw beforehand, but annoyed now to have lost a lead against that dreadful team. I thought we missed Azaz when he went off, he was really good I thought. Defence brilliant mostly, a back 4, better ... much better ... I really like Perez too, so much better with him in goal.

This is how I feel. Players seem to be cracking on with it - Scienza doesn't seem bothered, Bree calm (and a GREAT addition back in the team).

Is that Kat, is she actually there?? Or am I not getting a joke?

Edozie in a lot of the training pictures .... interesting

Up the Red Sox. The Yankee fans suck as much as the skates I hear ...

I think according to their constitution you can't have elections whilst the country is "at war", so I think we'll see that spin. He did, I forgot about that. What a hideous human being - how on earth someone like that got that position I don't understand. Well, money and so on, but you know what I mean, it should never happen.

Bloke is an absolute wanker - nothing more to say about him

I'll dig up a BBC article for you on "how to cope with cold" or "how to cool down in summer" ...

Winds me up no end now ... next they'll be using that stupid mobile phone alert system crap for a yellow weather warning. Everyone stay at home, forever. Ugh, this country ...

n/t

I think we should go "full Rasmus"

Exactly! Also a great example of someone with a 'bit of knowledge' becoming an expert all of a sudden. I mean LinkedIn is full of these types, this is no different.

Proper snake oil salesman.

Absolutely!! They've obviously told the players they are "consolidating" this season to challenge for the next one, which might explain heads dropping, form getting worse and apparent lack of effort. Utter wnkers all round.

Russian, 21 year old female, my ex husband was so mean, I want a nice English man. Send me £10,002 to cover my plane expenses.

Mate don't worry, if you wanted to ask people to join you for Christmas at St Marys you only had to ask. I'll come, but you're paying, I don't do this going dutch stuff.