Patrick Bateman

TBF to Tonda, he's done the right thing. He can't help if the players don't put a shift in, so he's hauled them, GOOD. Starting Archer, BAD.

And yes the NFL is rubbish and watched by oddballs (over here anyway, you're excused if you're actually an American)

Blasphemy, I love watching snooker - nothing beats that quiet time and calmness, it's my 'zen sport'. Darts can fk off though, noisy crap.

I'd forgotten he was there ... 😐

I actually thought Watford snuffed them out the game pretty well, didn't let them have space or time, which is what killed the game in terms of entertainment. So in that respect Watford did their job well. It was boring, but the win and clean sheet is obviously excellent and great to see so many decent performances; Wellington, Bree, Stephens, Jander were all really good. Shout out to Larin and Edozie too. Decent and more promising!

He's just not committing to anything, which is understandable. I thought he answered that question well, seems like a good guy, on current form I hope he stays and I don't believe it is a coincidence that having a proper goalkeeper who directs the box and a proper full back in the team has made a huge difference. Along with a proper back 4.

Problem is, you've watched him with eyes. We're told not to watch with eyes and look at data. Both eyes and data say this guy is shit, so wtf are they playing at??

Just catching up ... who the fk is this Larins div? That can't be true, 1 goal in 10 or some horrendous stats, FFS

Another non-prolific short-arse ... wonderful, perfect for SR's Excel no doubt. Edit: AND he's injured - https://www.footballinsider247.com/all-the-crystal-palace-games-eddie-nketiah-could-miss-after-big-injury-update/ tick, tick, tick for SR

Absolute joke of a club - run by excel geeks with zero understanding of the BASICS of football.

People that don't check a case in.

I've made the family avoid takeaways for the last 3 or 4 months as I "fell out" with the deliveroo/just eat drivers on more than one occasion, utter penises. Anyway, stopped in for a McDonald's (I know) with the family for the first time in that time period, absolutely destroyed my stomach. Vile. I love cooking, I do the cooking for the whole family all week, plan a weekly menu and so on. McDonald's, nope, no thank you.

This is abysmal, what a shower that party is.

I heard Matt Oakley.

I just noticed in the handbags "melee" with Flynn, that Peretz jogged all the way from his goal to have a look, gave Flynn a well done pat on the head and jogged back 😂 Peretz might end up being a cult hero too.

"Work"??

I noticed that, but I just assumed it was because he felt Scienza should've passed to HIM to score ... ?? Either way, not great.

I would've taken a draw beforehand, but annoyed now to have lost a lead against that dreadful team. I thought we missed Azaz when he went off, he was really good I thought. Defence brilliant mostly, a back 4, better ... much better ... I really like Perez too, so much better with him in goal.

This is how I feel. Players seem to be cracking on with it - Scienza doesn't seem bothered, Bree calm (and a GREAT addition back in the team).

Is that Kat, is she actually there?? Or am I not getting a joke?

Edozie in a lot of the training pictures .... interesting

Up the Red Sox. The Yankee fans suck as much as the skates I hear ...

I think according to their constitution you can't have elections whilst the country is "at war", so I think we'll see that spin. He did, I forgot about that. What a hideous human being - how on earth someone like that got that position I don't understand. Well, money and so on, but you know what I mean, it should never happen.

Bloke is an absolute wanker - nothing more to say about him

I'll dig up a BBC article for you on "how to cope with cold" or "how to cool down in summer" ...