Patrick Bateman

It's obviously made up, I mean they did well with the silly hair that all the kids seem to have covering their forehead, but they got the jeans wrong, therefore chosen by someone older with no fashion sense. I suspect therefore that means the person is from the North East.

Am I living in some kind of weird parallel universe?

Was in the car listening on our way back from seeing family in Southampton, they mentioned lots of red, empty seats in the upper tier for both teams, we all (family) said uniformly "Saints v Leeds would've been full".

What's the family block?

FA Cup tomorrow. No I'm not bothered either.

Can't believe after today I'm saying this, but, in fairness, he did rescue their club from oblivion, build a new stadium, get them some exciting players (in the 90s) etc. So I get it.

Genuinely this, apparently ... "A Bouquet of Roses (With a Specific Count): Leaving an even number of flowers (traditionally reserved strictly for funerals in Serbia) on someone's doorstep or car hood."

Silly drips. Yet again - TWENTY ONE shot attempts and 0 scored - https://www.espn.co.uk/football/match/_/gameId/401871354/southampton-middlesbrough - buy some players who can score. Train your team to have more match stamina. Bye.

I don't see the appeal of him either.

A silent disco ...

Coaches are bottom of this page - https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/sky-bet-championship-play-off-final-ticket-windows-begin

Same. I selected two and paid. Lovely, easy.

Nah. tops off, burnt red, no team colours required then

Nope, buy your tickets, enjoy Wembley! Weather looks good on the 23rd too, bonus.

I went in that Crystal Club briefly for Man City - was okay. Cheap. But there was an atmosphere, indoors and outdoors areas, just a bit, well, run down. But next to Wembley so it was easy.

Châteauneuf du Pape! Been there nearly a year, surely he's learnt some French!?!?

LOL - I wouldn't have even thought of doing that, but it's bloody obvious really 😂

I hope there is an IMAX version

Bazunu

New box of hair dye.

You may or may not have a WhatsApp message. N/T

Boro going on and on and on about "changing tactics in the first leg due to spying" They had twenty fucking one shots compared to 6. 5 on target compared to 0. It is not due to spying that your useless fucking strike force couldn't score with THAT MANY SHOTS. Jog on. https://www.espn.co.uk/football/matchstats/_/gameId/401871354

FFS, stupid cunts. Hilarious.

But but, his dreeeaaammm.

You misspelled "penis".