Patrick Bateman

Agreed - I've enjoyed some of the random matches more!! Canada vs Qatar and Uruguay vs Cape Verde were both particularly decent to watch.

This match is so shit

You not got a VPN?? I watched from "Toronto" ...

I heard the fixture list is Boro v Saints every week. The EFL are giving them 46 attempts to try to beat us.

This "no reply" crap, I just rewound the TV. So annoying, just blody show the incident.

Guess I'm not off to bed yet then ... this is decent

Wonder if he'd swap Juventus for Saints and the New Forest, West Quay and Ocean Village ...

Love this guy

Best thing so far about this world cup is the Alan Parsons Project, Sirius being belted out when the teams come out - forgot how good that was!

It's why (apart from Saints not being in the Premier League), I don't watch MoTD anymore. People who don't enunciate properly, drawing bloody triangles and arrows on a screen talking about stuff that is plainly obvious. On iPlayer though you can get MoTD highlights without the "analysis", so that's a win. Cut out the drivel and watch the highlights, perfect. I've started preferring podcast type things as background noise whilst eating or whatever. The Lineker one on Netflix is interesting.

Best England match I've watched for a long time, I really enjoyed that

Well, they had a choice of black suit top, black shirt or black over shirt. With a black or cream polo underneath. I mean that's a huge variety of individuality of M&S gear, especially when paired with identified loafers. Although Kane has no socks on, rebel.

I like this one - great shout!

Very ... so smooth

Exactly ... we don't walk around being prententious talking about holidays in Espana, or the Deutchland office. But the media (namely the BBC) insist on not saying Turkey. Annoying.

I just said the very same thing 😂

And how many times is this stupid ref going to get in the way?? Dick.

Who is the fat greasy oaf presenting on ITV Sport (now) with some "film guy" I have never seen before either? Talking absolute crap.

I don't get it, pointless, weird waste of the license fee. Just asked my son if he wanted to try it, he said "no, why?" ... good work bbc.

Well this is by far the best match so far. Shame it's so late.

At least this means I don't have to "look out for the Scotland world up results" 🤮

Anyone seen anything about season tickets??

What a wanker. Crying about being in the Premier League, not good enough to promote that group of players (who were arguably good enough), jumps at the chance to leave. Boro or not, I don't care, it sums up the lack of loyalty any of these people have in football.

What the fuck have I just watched on ITV? The USA / Canada discussion. I want to gouge my eyes out.

I think we should have an opening ceremony too. I'd like to see Haiti's opening ceremony, I'm sure they can get some armed gangs to act out some kidnappings or something.