Patrick Bateman

"Are you on the SaintsWeb or Ugly Inside forums?" "Yes" "Thank you for applying but we won't be needing you"

Now you've got me tempted 😂

Personally I think that's a bit of a mess.

Agree with this. And once he's watched some training videos 🌚 I'm sure he'll be playing better than he ever has!

Bromley. Completely differently club to the usual.

Nice spread out fixture list of interesting matches. Saints v Pompey one month, Saints v TheEFL the next month.

This is really starting to piss me off too. TEN, NINE, EIGHT ... ARGH!!!!

Magnum minis ... why do I want a fucking bite size ice cream thing. Give me the normal size.

Agreed - I've enjoyed some of the random matches more!! Canada vs Qatar and Uruguay vs Cape Verde were both particularly decent to watch.

This match is so shit

You not got a VPN?? I watched from "Toronto" ...

I heard the fixture list is Boro v Saints every week. The EFL are giving them 46 attempts to try to beat us.

This "no reply" crap, I just rewound the TV. So annoying, just blody show the incident.

Guess I'm not off to bed yet then ... this is decent

Wonder if he'd swap Juventus for Saints and the New Forest, West Quay and Ocean Village ...

Love this guy

Best thing so far about this world cup is the Alan Parsons Project, Sirius being belted out when the teams come out - forgot how good that was!

It's why (apart from Saints not being in the Premier League), I don't watch MoTD anymore. People who don't enunciate properly, drawing bloody triangles and arrows on a screen talking about stuff that is plainly obvious. On iPlayer though you can get MoTD highlights without the "analysis", so that's a win. Cut out the drivel and watch the highlights, perfect. I've started preferring podcast type things as background noise whilst eating or whatever. The Lineker one on Netflix is interesting.

Best England match I've watched for a long time, I really enjoyed that

Well, they had a choice of black suit top, black shirt or black over shirt. With a black or cream polo underneath. I mean that's a huge variety of individuality of M&S gear, especially when paired with identified loafers. Although Kane has no socks on, rebel.

I like this one - great shout!

Very ... so smooth

Exactly ... we don't walk around being prententious talking about holidays in Espana, or the Deutchland office. But the media (namely the BBC) insist on not saying Turkey. Annoying.

I just said the very same thing 😂

And how many times is this stupid ref going to get in the way?? Dick.