Patrick Bateman

Where are they?? When I did the online booking thing several days ago, it looked like "hundreds" of tickets left, not thousands, weird!

haha, I like your thinking!

No they aren't. They are taking that angle on their story to make a point; that is that Southampton are a selling club so he will be sold. But if you read the article properly, they explain why we no longer need to sell and we probably won't sell him. Read it properly, it's a very good, well written article.

FAO J Rod; You can't vote for yourself as man of the match ...

Team marks - I think everyone deserved at least a 7, top performances all round. Puncheon excellent, Morgan excellent, Gaston excellent, Shaw excellent etc etc etc, but my MoTM was Fonte. He has really turned a corner!

Agree! Going out with the in-laws for a curry, then back to watch TV and drink more wines!

If that happens, then, wow! Can't argue with those signings.

Fantastic summary! It is a shame that we have 3 "good" goalies, but not one outstanding one. Having said that, I think Boruc still has a role to play - if he doesn't, we need to move him on and get a replacement in for the rest of the season. Would love Friedel on loan, but that won't happen.

Thanks, that answers my question - I just didn't know if I was missing out on anything else

Perhaps I am missing something, but what is the point of Apple TV? I don't see a need for it at home, at all, but maybe I'm missing the point!? For music, I have a Squeeze Box duet which gets music wirelessly from my NAS, the base unit is connected via optical to my Bose home cinema system (which plays awesome sound for films and music). For films, I have Virgin Media on demand, plus I have hundreds of BluRays and DVDs (I like to collect and keep them to watch again) to choose from. So - I'm either failing to see where Apple TV fits in or, I'm just not target audience?

Agree. Also, one would suggest that Mr Hammond has possibly fed back to Mr Adkins on Buckley's character and attitude now as well and how he'd fit in?

No. I think that yes, when the wardrobe fell from the sky and coated the whole of the east coast of Argentina in tuna flavoured jam, that there was a President who went for a walk in the park, where she stumbled on a Christmas Pudding that was ignited using water from the fish gods of the Pacific and then, De Ridder played according to Mayan prophecy.

I actually don't understand what you're saying? Wagwan = ? Wiv = with? This = This Homes = ? Therefore it makes absolutely no sense to me what-so-ever.

Yep, in the Metro in the morning train commute and the Evening Standard on the way home. I have no idea who he is, which probably means we'll sign him, but I totally forgot it was mentioned in there.

You smoke? Aren't you about 4??

loooooooooool

We have engineered wood in our current house. It's okay, scratches easily. I had laminate in my first house and I wouldn't have any of it again - Once we move in, house we're buying will be carpeted in the right rooms (i.e. lounge, dining room and study) and everywhere else I intend to tile (hallway, family room, kitchen/diner). I think that's a good balance.

He's a fantastic player who is at the moment short on confidence. Nige, being the confidence builder he is would do wonders with him. And yes, he would walk in to our team, but I severely doubt we could afford his wages. A massive yes please from me if it were possible!!

Okay, I'll offer a different opinion. Watch it, watch it closely. It's NOT a headbutt, it's him forcing his head marginally in to the guy's head and he drops like a sack of sh*t before there's real contact - watch it!! Shawcross was trying to play the game, falling down and looks like a complete woofter. I wouldn't like to see any ban at all.

Very good point - I hadn't thought of it like that!

£20 I think is a fair price. I honestly think anything more is a little steep but then (and I know it's very different but it's still approx 2 hours of entertainment), tickets for most shows in decent seats in the West End can cost £80 - £100, which is also obscene. I bought two tickets for my Dad and I to watch England v Italy in the 6 Nations ... £175 and they were the mid-range priced ones. Two No1 Court tickets to Wimbledon cost me £160 last year. A daily train card from Fleet to Waterloo costs £32. Two tickets to an average show at the Anvil and Mayflower would cost about £80. So it makes football seem reasonable value, but I still think I'm paying a lot? It's an odd one, but I would say £20 would be excellent value and we'd definitely sell out a bigger stadium at that amount.

Exactly why it's laughable! All the old boys we don't want and highly players we'll never get, this forum is very amusing.

Sorry, I didn't mean Scholes, I meant the Man City crock, what's his name ... ?!? Hargreaves, that's who I meant! Friedel Neville Upson Carragher Cole Beckham Lampard Hargreaves Giggs Owen Drogba

Friedel Neville Upson Carragher Cole Beckham Lampard Scholes Giggs Owen Drogba I think all those players have been seriously mentioned at one point this year ... what a team that would be (Disclaimer: I would take Friedel)

Who is he?