Patrick Bateman

Yeah I had the cricket one as well as normal Subbuteo. Like Turkish, I had all the floodlights, spectators and a couple of stands etc. Think I had about 5 or 6 different teams, then when it got passed on to my little brother, he added some more teams. Tempted to get it all back out my parents' loft now!

What weight you using?

The world may be mad, but fair play to Beckham for securing that contract as his age. Surely his last football playing contract - well done him!

Totally agree.

You are online, therefore, you're full of f*cking sh*t. She came home, you had a kiss and a cuddle, she was stroppy, moaned about some stuff being moved/untidy, moaned there was no food in, demanded a cup of tea and you've been left to your own devices since. Enjoy playing with yourself online.

Would love Chaplow to be fit for this!!

I've been there a couple times in with the away fans as well as a couple of Saints matches obviously - went with the ex-father in-law to watch 'Boro play down there a couple of times.

This is one of you: http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/fat-guy-in-a-diaper.jpg

Rest my case ... As I mentioned before on this thread "before it became a massive goonfest".

Pah, I want the wayback machine to the original, decent, Network 45 days before it all became a massive goonfest.

I fell asleep with my eyes open after the first line, sorry!

Hey, how's it going?

Exactly, it is a pain! Last year I lost almost the entire left hand side apart from a sheltered couple nearer the house ... 12 panels and posts later This year, looking at the right hand side, fence panels roughly the same age, I'm just waiting really now!

You need to check your deeds. There is no definitive answer - we own the fence on the left, the fence on the right and the fence at the end. Marvellous.

Agreed, but I would still like Terry Hurlock in the side.

First time I've really, honestly, thought Dave has come over credible - exactly the right thing to be doing. I'd love to be that room and just say; "F*ck off you mugs, we are Great Britain and we'll do what we want" Probably why I'm not an MP.

Although, that assumes that ALL the balls are in the bag! It's 1/4032 to be the first tie; 1/64 x 1/63 = 1/4032 If there were only 14 balls left, it would have been; 1/14 x 1/13 = 1/182

This is right, it's 1/4032 0.02%

Ah, bugger it. Even I, as an impressive person, can slip up from time to time

Exactly - seriously, nothing will happen on that day, where what the hell you like and have fun!!

What? You are being escorted from Southampton, to the ground , on a coach, with no danger of being anywhere near any Skates - so just who the hell is going to duff you up? The coach driver? The steward on the coach? Or any Saints fans? I really do utterly dispair of some of our fanbase. And if you normally enjoy looking like a fat deckchair at football matches, then why wouldn't you wear your shirt anyway?? Jesus.

I'm sure I can donate a couple of soiled nappies in the bucket for them.

The two Indians (i.e. they are from India and have been here under 2 years working) at work today on my team, asked me if I'd seen this. Their reaction was totally different to everyone else's. They live in Croydon and said they feel like they live in West Africa, not outside London and totally agreed with the clip ...

Clarkson has made a lot of money doing what he does and he does appeal to my warped sense of humour; therefore I found the comment amusing and the reactions of those who don't like him even more funny!

And we used to get circa 25-30k at The Dell before seating.