100,000 condoms, those Athletes have the best life ever. Given free money, do your hobby full time and even when you don't win you and you get laid a lot.
1 million for a finger, your life would be so much ****ter.
No amount for my willeh, although it hasn't had much action recently I still like to live in hope.
Difficult case as there is a fair chance he would have dropped into obscurity, especially as not many young English players have come through the United academy in the last decade. On the other hand he'd probably only have to be a league one player to have earned that nowadays so it seems like a fair settlement.