Kadeem Hardison

Mrs Rio Ferdinand

I like you TDD. I like you a lot. You may rub people up the wrong way and have some funny ideas about some things. But I genuinely like you. I'd like to come and stay with you on your submarine for some casual fun. I imagine you are a handsome man. I like handsome men. I like you.

http://twitter.com/Derrick_Bird

I saw this outside Lidl in Eastleigh earlier today:

I am a new poster from America.

I think that the older posters should be protected on here. It was their forum before it was ours and we should respect that. Perhaps there should be higher infractions for offending an older member? I think double the normal infraction points would be about right. What would happen if an older forum member insulted another older forum member though? I don't think that would happen because older forum members were brilliant and none of them were ****s in any way whatsoever. But if they did, we would need to see who has been around longer. If the offender has been around longer, it could be ignored. But if they haven't they should just be punished the normal infraction points (an allowance for them being an older member). Also, what happened to Tiggs Theo? He was a **** of the highest order. And norwaysaint was too.

Exactly.

Tiggs Theo.

Update: Only a few weeks until we launch. We're nearly there, but still need some contributors. Any takers?

I went on a tour of the Norfolk B Roads once.

A comination of... and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXLGnftsXTY and

I can do a good David Beckham voice. You wouldn't know any different. I promise.

It's only dune we're talking about. What possible further damage to his brain can be done?

aintforever is doing his best to join the forum thickies. dune is just making sure he doesn't lose his place amongst them.

We are all foreigners on this forum. You can go now.

Read the article you thickies.

Lol! That story is brilliant! Have you got any more brilliant stories like that one, dubai phil?

StuPidtwa.tSaint

So all these things have happened to people around you and you are asking what YOU have done to deserve this? Solipsist.

They should sack Roy Hodgson now. This simply isn't good enough.

Does the extra toes he has over other members of the community make him the King of Romsey?

North Korea to win the World Cup. Waldo Ponce (Chile) to get the Golden Boot.

Were you on first name terms, or did you have to call him 'Sir'?

The media machine is off and running... Although this is interesting on their match feed:

That sounds like one hell of an ugly office.