Kadeem Hardison

Don't go to that fish restaurant. It's sh*t and overpriced too. And they didn't play any Marillion.

I don't necessarily doubt its validity, but that's some pretty good propaganda right there. Which will also quite easily be transformed in the minds of many from anti-Taliban to anti-Muslim.

he reminds me of when Boj posts on one of Stu's threads.

Have you noticed Stu calling round more often than usual?

I like it when you toss my salad first then move on to some teabagging. I don't really consider it teabagging when you just suck my balls when I am laid on my back.

Newport state of mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfbX6uvA6s

'Lobsterisimus Bummakisimus'?

I've never seen Stu and Chris Moyles in the same room at the same time.

I went during my gap year with a couple of friends. They both got killed by snakes. RIP.

Does it taste the same?

This thread is racist.

May I remind you that this is the Lounge. Or do those rules only apply to everybody else? I don't know why Ponty tries to handle sensitive threads like this (which he does very well), when you come in and undermine the whole thing with flippancy.

You've started a lot of boring Facebook-style thread on here recently. Has Boj dropped you as a Facebook friend?

'99 Red Balloons' always struck me as a quintessentially English song which depicts celebration of the country and the symbolism of rising up, as a community, to higher planes.

"Ooh - a little white box with nothing in it. That must be the internet talking directly to me, telling me it wants my opinion!"

You f**king disgusting c***.

I visit a chiropractor every month. I get quite hard skin on my feet and she files it down for me.

Did you know that, under Sharia Law, being French is banned?

Julian H. Cope, you are a bellwether of good new music. Please keep recommending albums, so that the likes of manji and I can follow your guidance.

I shop in Tesco, so am pretty sure I know how to run successful multinational company with a weekly turnover of £1bn.

What makes people have the reflex action to immediately go out and post all of their problems and work issues on the internet? Could you give us a few more details on the situation, Dr Who?

I saw a movie called Assylum Seekers once.

Me and my friend tasted each other's cum. To be fair, I wasn't really that drunk.

dune isn't a fascist. As it clearly says in his location, he is referring to himself as an anti-fascist. Anyway, I know Abdi Nur and he is a lovely bloke who deserves a nice big house. And he hasn't got it that easy - he's had to completely reline the swimming pool himself.

I don't think that there is a single situation that couldn't be solved by Gazza, a dressing gown, some chicken, a can of lager and a fishing rod.