Kadeem Hardison

Transparent attempt to get a thread about Burley's Scotland defeat on the main board by mentioning JP.

What if they then take the case back to court to counter-sue the counter-sueing? Can WSS counter-sue that?

I hope you incinerated all the tissues.

Manchester City fans will be gutted.

That is acceptable. The driver is doing me a favour in staying sober and taking me home. The cokes are just a gratuity. How long is it acceptable to stare at another man's penis at the urinals? IMO, it becomes an uncomfortable situation after 2 minutes.

Stockhausen's Kontakte.

When I filled up my car at the petrol station today, I paid for 2 minutes of Robinho's wages.

Lauren Harries.

If you know him that well, you'd know his name was Jean-Pierre Papin.

I ate too many sandwiches so I gave them up. I am ready to eat again now. And maybe some crisps. And fizzy cola.

Kipachenko keeps this place alive. And after all he's been through too. Shame on the rest of you. God bless kip and god bless Anneka Rice for saving him.

The best Vietnam film is Soraya Mire's Fire Eyes. Sickeningly graphic, it really gives insight into a barbaric topic.

Good move. She is delightful.

You are hiding behind semantics. If a player makes himself bigger by having his arms out to prevent a cross that is considerate deliberate, even though I doubt his intention is to actually handle the ball. IMO, it was the assistant referee on the Kingsland side that was at fault today. If he had half the bottle of the one on the other side who had the balls to chalk off three goals, he would have been half decent. Whilst not really having an effect on the game as such, I am fed up with linesmen in this league who only flag when the referee has made a decision, despite them being the best placed person to judge. Bunch of bottlers at this level.

Lee Mack done a funny about Harry Redkapp's twitchy face on Would I Lie To You Tonight.

THIS IS THE ONE.

I quite liked the Back Room when it came out but I have to admit they were gash at the Rosebowl. Their inadequacies as one trick ponies really came to the fore. Guillemots were really good, such a shame that the crowd all had their noses in the picnic hampers/Pimms/FT stubbornly holding their ground 4 hours early for REM. REM surprised me. They were much better than I was expecting and played a good mix. They even played "Fall on me", which is my favourite song. I DO hate everyone and everything though.

She used to be in Casualty. I don't think you are allowed to vote for yourself, Jillyanne. She looks a little blue. I think she might be dead. Or just f*ck some Roman pottery. Me scrotum looks a little bit like Tommy Lee Jones. Rory has very good taste. Zooey, yes.

Which one is thedelldays?

It was sh*t last night because it was filled with 10,000 Jillyannes. And Oasis was sh*t because it was filled with 10,000 StuRomseySaints. TBF, I'm not really a fan of either. I went to see Guillemots who were vastly underappreciated by the baldy tw*ts with picnic hampers who decided to camp out at the front from 4:30 to see REM (who were on about 8:30). ****s. What's more, I feel like sh*t today.

**** me that was the most middle class middle age concert i have ever been to. i feltlike i'd died inside. guillemots and rem were excellent, editors played the same joy division cover 12 times. the crowd were nonchalant *****s. i knew i'd made a mistake when the barman said to the bloke in front of me "sorry mate no pimms". i wanted to hurt everyone in the crowd. cunts.

4 are regular starters - Davis, Svensson, Perry and Surman. Out of interest, who don't you think should be starting? Now that we have Cork, I would argue that Perry could step aside, but wouldn't drop any of the others.

Is there a difference between boycotting SMS and being banned from there for being a bedroom general?

My local cinema has just reinstated their old general manager. I don't like him. I refuse to go there whilst he is in charge. Shame, as I really want to see Hellboy 2.

Which orphanage is that ward on?