Kadeem Hardison

People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!

I bet the people who put that report together were off their t¡ts at the time.

My first game was Manchester United and my second game was Charlton. I am also HIV positive. I don't get to too many as my antiretroviral drugs make me feel quite tired alot. Is this post aimed at me? Seems a bit odd to single me out? Do you know me?

I think that now is the time to unite and stand as one as a fan base. Put aside our differences and stand together in the face of adversity. Link arms against the tide of misery that waits to wash over us. We are all Saints fans. That is the tie that bonds. Each and every one of you shares that. I love you all. Having said that, Deanovski is a bit of a c*nt. And he needs a haircut.

I stayed for a further 30 minutes after the final whistle and booed everyone who left the stadium before me. When I eventually got up to leave, inside my head I booed myself for not staying any longer.

Are we talking about that woman who is much taller than average? I know the one you mean. She's really tall!

Why on earth would we want a stayer? This thread is evidence enough of the idiotic need to change our manager every five minutes. People hold Lowe responsible for our managerial merry-go-round causing many of our problems; 5 minutes after he leaves, we're all calling for a change ourselves. We just need a settled club. Which means a settled coaching team, given time to steady the ship. As someone pointed out on here, Wotte has done alright up until now. Perhaps you could all get some valium. Those knees appear to have some sort of involuntary spasm.

Sorry, my mate is taking me to Stansted this afternoon as I'm off on my holibobs.

My leg fell off last time I wore my Powerswerves.

...and I won't even bother to try and fill you in on the difference between an encyclopedia and a dictionary.

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear. Try the OED - the authoritative reference for the English language, rather than a completely unreliable internet source such as Wikipedia. No wonder your views on the world are so laughably silly if you base it on facts mined from spurious internet resources.

I think that they should extradite anyone who doesn't know the difference between a comma and a full stop. Our English langage is being destroyed since the leftie Muslim Poles took over this country with their comma-splicing and inarticulate, meandering internet wittering.

Are you suggesting you like to kill people? Would you like to sexually violate them first? Or perhaps after? Or do you just get off on the killing?

Jokes are the least of our worries right now.

Perhaps they could invest the millions they have made off the back of this website into buying the club. I'm sure there would still be a bit of change for the odd holibobs to Belgium.

I agree with Stu though, ex-forces should definitely be entitled to 10% off at Top Man.

I get free private healthcare with my NUS card.

Why is he raising his @rse up in the air? Actually don't answer that.

Get into the Groove.

I am a bit concerned about it but I won't lose any sleep over this.

What a waste of time.

I enjoyed this story. Do you have any more tales of divine retribution against your verbal acts of hubris on here?

To be fair, you deserve to be punished for this. Well done Saints Megastore!

It's a hard knock life.

If you immediately die, how has this text gone beyond the first person? Was it created by Ernest Scribbler?