Kadeem Hardison

Oh, and Tim Minchin and Dylan Moran, f'sure.

Stewart Lee Robin Ince Josie Long Richard Herring Daniel Kitson We Are Klang Simon Bird Adam Bloom Now shut up, the lot of you.

I remember finding a pube in a sausage roll when we played Liverpool at The Dell in 1988. Can't remember the score. Great days.

Seriously? It takes a lot to stand out as completely retarded on this site but that's as good an effort as I've seen today.

Lightweight. What a bunch of cry babies you are. Giving up on the club and starting again because it hasn't gone your way. Grow a pair.

The Big Pink were a highlight for me.

No they aren't.

Well, I enjoyed myself.

So much apathy that it motivated you to write a comment on a messageboard?

Of course. This definitely happened.

Yes, I agree completely. People should only write poems, books and plays about people they have met. This makes perfect sense to me.

As a piece of parody, I thought that was an excellent effort. I particuarly liked the ending about spending time with family. Good work GM.

I used to rate him when he played for QPR.

After reading the your first paragraph, I must say I found this highlighted part a complete surprise.

Correct. Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr are **** live. One trick ponies who should stick to panel shows/hosting.

I've touched your morning troll.

Are you one if Stanley's logins? That is bullsh*t and you know it. Can we call this scandal Tiggsgate? Oh and I found out that I know WSS through a couple of degrees of separation. Which makes his posts even funnier when I picture him.

Why would you want to think about what it is like? Do you want to **** your sister? Rule 1 (just your sister, you should probably keep the pictures of you ****ing her to yourself).

Matt Le Tissier just Tweeted that his favourite Pot Noodle is Chinese Spare Rib flavour.

I have the latin motto from the very expensive public school that I attended on my chest.

A couple of years ago I killed a number of prostitutes in the East Anglia region.

I am as eductated as Stanley.

I am Robsk's + 1. I think you are all ****s and will be much better than you. Try and kick me if you can catch me.

This thread is awesome.