Kadeem Hardison

He actually sounds a bit bitter.

If he wants to go why are we playing him?

Sounds like a textbook case of late onset shellshock to me.

Hopefully, if he has been reading this site, he'll be bringing in Tommy Widdrington as his number 2 shortly.

Why on earth are there Pompey threads on our main board?

Have you seen the pictures? It is grey, barren and has no atmosphere. I went to Stoke once and for the same reason I'm never going back.

I agree with the person who suggested StuRomseySaint. With his sales background and his extensive training with web design, he's just the man for the job. If you are launching a fast food product, then it's triple win for you.

Wooooooosh.

She is 82.

Take the kitten back.

My prediction for this season: Champions League runners up, FA Cup win and Premiership champions (unbeaten).

If I had the option of a picture of a train or one of LM for my office wall, I'd go with the train.

I like it. As someone said - Boca Juniors.

Damn, you've got me there Stuart. That's why I quit my job and am now on scamming the benefit system (thanks to what I learnt on my law degree). Triple win.

Christmas bargain shop is the cutting edge of web design. Smooth, sleek and user-friendly.

When it comes out of your willy, it isn't called 'sick'.

I got p*ssed for three years on Stu's tax money then walked straight into a managerial role in sales, meaning that I don't have to sell things, I merely sit back take a cut of people like Stu's commission. Double win.

Jim Branning from out of Eastenders again, please.

We need a clean sweep from the board right down to the fans. We should all leave tomorrow and make way for some new fans. Can everybody please log off by 5pm tomorrow. And take your avatars with you, thank you. I hope the new fans aren't as big a bunch of depressing, mentallist, whinging c***s as we have been.

Digby.

I don't think that you should all be so dismissive. I am a member of a ghostbusting club with Boj and we see these sorts of things all the time. Whilst it could have an entirely natural explanation, one would have to inspect the scene to see if there is a possibility of supernatural behaviour. Green slime, or 'ectoplasm' as we call it, would usually be a giveaway.

If I were the new owners, I would install a revolutionary new coaching set-up using the Netherlands for inspiration.

I got cottaged by StuRomseySaint in the Bedes Lea.

I did mention this about 4 weeks ago and was dimissed. I hope those people are ready to apologise come Monday.

You have a PM. If you like Rupert Lowe, you're in.