Kadeem Hardison

At the same time as the BBC cast Rupert Everett, ITV had cast Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie in the Holmes/Watson roles. But as the productions clashed, ITV put the Fry/Laurie one on hold. Laurie went off to do House and it was never thought about again. Shame.

Robert Downey Jr. is the definitive Sherlock Holmes.

Might as well make this a Saints thread for non-mainboarders. What did everyone make of the sending off? I thought it was very harsh. The first challenge was accidental but still a foul and perhaps he should have got a yellow for his reaction.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Saints Web Forum gave to me: Twelve submariners bumming, Eleven nationalists ranting, Ten ex-pats moaning about Britain, Nine teen Canteen dancing circles around everyone, Eight mods a mincing, Seven orcs a battling (Pancak), Six greasy laying (TDD on the pull), Five golden threads (all started by, and declared 'golden' by St Landrew), Four calling names (main board), Three French knickers (posted by Master Bates), Two drowned Bengal kittens, And a racist comment on a Lounge thread (Happy Christmas mods. I hope you find the time to unwind and smile a little bit over the Christmas period. Love you.)

My answer is a soup of stuttering.

Boj, you sound much better than that other fella. Honestly.

"Just stick your finger up his anus if you can't firm him up with your hands."

Amusing? I think that you are being unfair, Boj. I sense that your 'genius' comment is not serious. Just because you have made it in the business, you shouldn't sit in your ivory towers taking cheap shots at us people that are just starting out. You have inspired me to make music and I have been genuinely appreciative of the wonderful music that you make, and all you can do is take the mickey out of the fans that have got you where you are today. I am a real fan of your amazing music, but I feel that the stardom you have achieved has gone to your head, which is a real shame. Just remember why you are as successful as you are... because of us: the fans.

Don't listen to them Boj. I, for one, think it is a tour de force.

Boj and Sensus - Fit Again.

Are you serious?

The picture you have taken shows two? Which is the one you are selling? They both look in good nick so what is the reason for sale, if you don't mind me asking? (They look brand new to me!) The fact you have two is a bit suspicious. I am interested but I am wary that these may be knocked off. Could you provide a receipt for it so that I can be sure I am not buying something shifty? And if I get to choose, I would like the one at the front.

It may have been done after seeing Alive in Joburg.

I would definitely like to go to this. So far: me, Boj and Arizona. Anyone want to join The Three Musketeers?

I am flattered, but I have to admit I don't think I am in the same league as Boj. Mine really doesn't have the raw emotion of 'Fit Again'. Boj has that quality that few lyricists manage. I can see elements of poets and authors in the writing too. As I read it, I catch the well-punctuated poetry of Emily Dickinson, the fluid prose of Blyton, the rock operatics of Ben Elton and the beauty and honesty of Joey Tempest.

I have been inspired by Boj. Here are some lyrics I have written for you. Whoa. Whoa. Yeh. Sometimes I feel so down I don't know what to do Life is like a box of chocolates Life is like a game of football Except instead of a ball, All I have is a empty Coke can Battered and crushed, Kicking against the curb. I feel like that empty Coke can. I feel that I have been kicked against the curb Smashed up by the world So I just stare at the empty Packet of Bourbon Creams. Yeh, creams. Oh, creams. Life is so hard It is such a bleak existence Sometimes I am so down That I don't know what to do. Life on the edge, like Richard Hammond Driving a fast car. Will I survive? Will I survive? Will I? Will anyone? Life in a bubble, in a drunken mess. I just want to run To run To run To run To run from here. Sometimes I just don't know. You don't know. You don't know, Whoa, you just don't know How hard it is to run To run To run To run To run a successful IT business and live a comfortable middle class existence. Whoa.

Those lyrics have really touched me. I have got tingles down my spine listening to that. The imagery is incredible - 'Dr David Banner mending a puncture on the roadside in the rain'. It really speaks to me. I don't like it when lyrics are concise and condensed down to so that the words speak for themselves. It is all too poetic for me. I don't go in for that drivel. Lyrics are much better when they are full of pronouns and prepositions. You know where you are with those sorts of words. I don't think there are enough songs that utilise the passion and meaning that a well-placed 'Yeh' can evoke. Even better even you can stretch that 'Yeh' to a few syllables. I am overwhelmed.

Kids In The Hall Degrassi Junior High Due South

June Whitfield.

Check its claws. My cat did exactly the same thing. Turned out it had been hit by something (you can tell if the claws are a bit torn up). Took her to the vets. She didn't last the night.

Wild Beasts = Starsailor.

Eerie, Indiana Boy Meets World Blossom Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place

Kim Jong Il is a better golfer and a better lover.

It isn't a joke. I don't call your posts on the music thread jokes so extend me the same courtesy please, Dippo.

The Cosby Show. I like it when Theo does something wrong and Clifford forgives him as he's learned a lesson. Then Clifford does a funny voice or dance and Rudi rolls her eyes at him. Brilliant!