Kadeem Hardison

I stayed there a while back and had a great time! It has everything you would want from the scene and I met plenty of guys that I have kept in touch with.

Saw this massive billboard driving into Portsmouth today: That's a good way to drive business away.

i am realley drtunk noww. woooohoooo!

I have got a pair of these on my BMX.

Tim Korma

Max Bygraves?

It worked a treat. I slept a full 10 hours last night, doubling my usual amount. Brilliant! I fully recommend the Saintsweb podcast to everyone, although I feel a little drowsy this morning so I'll make sure I don't operate any heavy machinery. Thanks Saintsweb!

I'm tired and haven't sleeping well recently so I'm giving the Saintsweb podcast a go tonight.

Why were they lucky there were only 3 of you? What would you have done if there were more of you? Would the posturing have had to go up a notch? I wish I'd seen it. I bet you were super scary, Stuey.

From today's Guardian Fiver:

I am really looking forward to this. I managed to get my ticket! I bought the single at Christmas and really liked it. I am seeing JLS the day before so it will be a great weekend!

Kill mods anally.

I was expecting more after seeing that URL.

No reason given. It just happened. Like in Pastor Niemoller's poem, you must all act now: First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist; Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist; Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew; Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me. I warn you all, YOU may be next.

Buzzin Orn got that grade in all his GCSEs.

Come on mods! I'm told that Tijuana Tim is making a right old tit of himself on the main board. Why is everyone else allowed to see it but me?

Damasked heroin

Kadeem Hardison: Mods kinda are he.

I agree. The rest of this place contains some of the most important empty-box-filling solipsism on the entire internet.

I died* for all of your sins. And I will rise again. I forgive you, Boj. I forgive you, Eddie. I forgive you, Pancak. I forgive you, DSM. If you let me touch your willy, Arizona, I can cure you. (*was banned from the main board)

This is like Rwanda all over again. Why won't anyone listen to my plight?

Hey everyone! Portsmouth are insolvent! You heard it here first.

In many ways, I am the Wolfie Smith of SWF. Freedom for Kadeem.

The people have spoken. Come on mods, do the right thing. If you don't then I'll have to contact Amnesty International and Shami Chakrabati. They don't take political imprisonment lightly.

Isn't it ironic that it started again and it was pretty much The SWF Idiots® that posted?