Fitzhugh Fella

There is a limit to how far you can try to spin the club can do no wrong, but I have got to say this is the worse kit we have ever unveiled. The shorts could have been navy blue as they were before the war but as things stand it looks like we have bought a job lot from a Toxteth charity shop. Absolutely horrendous. What a way to celebrate a return to the Premiership - I am embarrassed. Who the f+++ came up with this montrosity should be shot or made to spend a week in Skatesville wearing it.

no one likes a smart arse!

Ramsey always denied this

There going to be a different future Mrs Trousers?

Well-spotted, Spyinthesky, I recognised him but couldn't put a name to the face, especially as it was side on. One thing that confused me you say you were kicked by Cliff Huxford but he left in May 1967 so you must have been at the Dell earlier? Thanks for the ID of Bill who incidentally is Tony Pullis's father-in-law.

2 of the old players being interviewed were Bill Ellerington (still alive) and George Horsfall who became Ted Bates' bucket man.

I see my mass murder suggestion has been taken up on the news message board - "I know a bloke in Southsea who reckons he'll make someone disappear for £50 and a pint. I'm not sure what he does with them but he tells me "the sea holds a lot of secrets". Surely this is the simplest way to trim the wage bill?"

Rangers seemingly can go into liquidation and yet stay in the top-flight if the other 11 clubs in the SPL agree it. Seems a bit bizarre but money talks and all 11 will have an eye on the gate receipts. However with the blue few's dwindling band of followers I doubt League One clubs will be similarly disposed. Short of mass murder I can't see the high wage earners being shifted, Chanrai, cutting his losses will walk, the Trust don't have enough to pay the creditors and the players, which leaves liquidation. Can't see it panning out any other way - plus Birch's bill cannot be peanuts.

God you are boring - have you ever considered a life away from this forum?

You were not at Highbury Boxing Day 1970 then

Very interesting - thanks for pointing out how we should all be wary of people with vested interests!

Two words to counter your argument RON DAVIES

He is moving to Chandlers Ford, he is having a big house totally renovated. HTH

Bookies have us and Reading as joint favourites to go down according to tonight's Echo - that suits me; no pressure and I am sure NC will be looking closely at the odds and seeing if he can overturn them.

His wife is local to Southampton

You should have been a journo FloridaMarlin - you're talent is wasted on doing whatever it is you are meant to be doing.

Get Kevin Davies down here for a year or two. His experience would be invaluable.

I must admit that moment did strike me as being a bit odd

Three words which will resonate with anyone who went to Belgium - "Chanson d'amour""

Abso bloody lutely. That would be consolidation of the highest order plus another 40m in the coffers from the following season.

Are you Nigel Adkins?

You are not wrong at all - the ref was very young and blew his whistle far too much. Did you see the linesman - looked like he had connections with the Krays. Pitch was crap but playable.

Just back from Oxford where Totton shot themselves in the foot and lost 4-2. They were the better side until they started to leak silly goals. Goal nos 2 for Oxford City scored from the spot by ex-Saint Steve Basham.

Good story - my opinion of Fox has just gone up a notch or two

I've got a great story re us conning the Scots to take Burley - but it is too long to tell on here, but it involves Leon Crouch and Doncaster Rovers