So chaps and chapesses, who do we want to actually takeover, the bestest fans trust with no money or the Keith and Orville Chanrai puppet show with no integrity - who will give us the most laughs? I need to know before I decide how big a bag of popcorn I have to buy.
I reckon those on a SO post code if you listen hard enough the sound of a lot of wriggling can be heard on the breeze coming up the M27.