JohnnyFartPants

Wayne Bridge would make a huge difference.

Is there any truth in the rumour that Pompey have become a feeder club to Warsash Wasps?

Mansfield away in the cup under Harry. Woeful football. The only half decent part of the day was the BJ in a layby on the way home.

Hello mate. Are you still in the navy? I moved back down south but am just about to move abroad for some tax free earning. Do you know any of the mods on here as I have emailed the site to try and pay my £5 but have not had a reply. If I remember rightly I may be limited to only 3 messages a day until I pay and this is my second. I haven't even discussed whaich is better, Strawberries v Tomatoes and feel it may have slipped off the discussion list, along with bacon!! If you could email me any details to john.jeffery7@btinternet.com I would be grateful. Cheers, JFP

One of the biggest fashion statements this year is going to be smearing mars bars over your anus and writing "GIMPOID" on your face with a magic marker. Women are swooning for this dress code in their men and have been getting wide-on's from the four corners of Britain. It is worth noting that the anus needs to be hair free and must have no spots on the bum cheek.

Hello, I filled in all the payment stuff with paypal etc but still have not been signed up as a full member. Can anyone throw some light on it. Ta

I have never seen anyone with leprosy except on tv and wondered if anyone else has.

I think Fatima looks stunning and I for one would!

Is there any more information on which shower setting you should use or is that a personal thing? I will try it and will report back to you.

Peado?

Do we have to have the tits or vag in the traditional body area or can we choose? If we could choose then I would like a shaven vag just on my left inner forearm so I could get it out in the pub for the lads if there was a lull in conversation.

Very well mate. I am living near Swindon now and back in engineering. I was working at an MoD base near Salisbury for two years but was made redundant in March but nowworking for a renewable energy company. I went to the game on Saturday and took my two sons. Great atmosphere.

Hi all. Just as the title says, my anus smells. Can't really work it out - it's neither beefy nor veggy but very smelly.

Hitler through the eyes of bacon. Very interesting!!

Love Soup! I have missed this place!!!

It's still an all time favourite, isn't it?

I am good mate. Living down South now and loving it. Life is pretty good. How is being a dad going matey??

I want to eat my left buttock and then vomit on my next door neighbours patio before ringing a random ginger cat up and asking for it to shave it's lady garden. This would improve my day. If I can have your backing for just a nano second it will really make me feel important. I love you.

I am not about much these days. How goes it everyone?

I fully understand the explanation for stopping the concession. Most people chose their football club for life before they reach double figures, AND most students go to uni away from home. Its a no brainer. Not much will come back from it so why bother? Maybe we should have a student enclosure though with free soap and showers?

I think he just looks awkward which masks a lot of good things he does on and off the ball. I really rate him.

This post has really lifted me ready for work. Cheers fella, very funny indeed.

I wouldn't mind having a hand in his daughter, while he watched.

In fairness, I probably missed yours. Much apologies etc.

Is in da area too, innit.