Killers Knee

Because the players are whiney little bitches when they do not get their own way? I would personally use the rest of the season to beast the little feckers every training session until their noses bled. We are no way as fit & strong as we were under Poch or even Strachan. In addition, getting relegated deserves training sessions closer to punishment beatings than anyone giving a sh1t about their feelings.

Score 3 goals at home and not get 3 points - The Southampton Way

Another day of humiliation, think I’ll even avoid the live stream. Time for a hobby.

Every time we kick long from a goal kick, they win it. Every time they kick long from a goal kick, they win it. Do our players deliberately avoid contact with the ball? Do they not realize their high wages are because a degree of brain damage is expected?

Another performance to match those against Chelsea and Man City as our players furiously, and with all their might, advertise themselves for a bigger pay day.

Saints were shit: end of.

Gav is to Goalkeeping as Che is to Striking. They have all the nice-to-have attributes but lack the core skill of scoring/stopping goals. Did we sack all those goalkeeper coaches we were collecting?

I bet Gakpo thanks his lucky stars he listened to advice and dodged a bullet

We only ever turn up when there is an opportunity to play for a lucrative move.

Neil Jones = Mad Nate’s alter-ego

The new manager bounce finally hits. Seeing how the team have bonded with him relieves me of any doubt that he is our man.

It will be Selles as we still need to pay Nathan Jones his salary for the next 3.5years in full (according to The Sun): https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/21399438/nathan-jones-southampton-pay-sacked/

Being an author on world class leadership expertise, and having actual world class leadership expertise are totally different things. I think some had the wool pulled over their eyes in this regard. eg. If I write a book about Pep, it doesn't make me as good as Pep.

Selles has been a constant throughout our shite-fest. Time to get the best of the available. Mega bonus if we avoid relegation, a mere ridiculous bonus to promote us first season.

It’s a shame as we now have enough quality players to make a great escape, but the manager is clueless.

Live cast it to Rumble & Odessy

There is always some splitter twat who says he’s not a fan but a supporter

Ankernden is a self-help guru for wannabe football managers. 7 habits of out of their depth clowns.

Even the lefty Grauniad say Jones is out of his depth: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/feb/06/premier-league-10-talking-points-from-the-weekends-action

Is there a Mad Nate media meltdown Montage we can watch?

Mad Nate is the only delusional Narcissist in the village

The Stoke fans did warn us this would happen. So his moniker of Mad Nate is truly deserved.

Kryptonite, surely?

That loss was 100% Mad Nate not understanding tactics

With the greatest respect, Mad Nate gave them the tie on a plate