Killers Knee

Goal KWP!

Smallbone gives it the death stare

Putting Smallbone on is synonymous with losing another player. He is a class-A ball-watching coward. Never again please.

Time for Che to take a shower

Imagine our players walking out to this instead of the ghey toons and £10 fireworks and it’s from the homeland of our owner, this is the football he grew up with. A basketball match in Belgrade has much better atmosphere than St. Fairy’s.

Anyone know where to get the best deals on flares, Novorossia Flags and black hoodies?

How are the best before dates on your yoghurts?

Russell „interesting“ Martin is king of the coma

Denied 3 points by Blunder Baz. Lad has problems staying awake after 90 mins.

Kevin Danso getting ripped a new one by Arsenal

Christ on a bike, if my son brought that home I'd start believing in global conspiracies that THEY are out to get me. Poor bloke, she's a solid 3, and that's being generous.

Didn't want him here in the first place, ridiculous appointment. This is MadNate MkII - Rylan Clark edition.

He's given up presenting Strictly.

Post Ward-Prowse and Tella there is no fight left in this team, they are the epitome of a boxer sat on his stool crying “No mas”

Saints on bottom 4 form, can they halt the descent? The manager doesn’t know his best team and the players appear to not give a toss.

It's as if AI knows whar our problems are

Bayern Munich making ManUtd look like Saints

Too lightweight and pedestrian, will be OK in league1 but will not rip up trees

Russel Brand has a better defence

I really don’t think they give a f&ck, they’re just here to pay the bills, nothing more. Club has no vision or leadership since Cortese fecked off.

I’m off to watch nephew at Ice Hockey Training then do a bit of shopping

Bazunu doesn’t like it when the player with the ball isn’t in a Saints shirt

I assume this is the Lyanco golf party?

Quite funny to see his transfer moving as slow as his football brain.

JWP gets his first yellow card (for The Irons)