Robsk II

I thought Simon Cowell helps people's dreams to become reality? Now you're saying not to? This is confusing.

Since when did ART become mental?

My mum IS easy. To be honest, I don't really care which is better. I am likely to try both then stick with whichever grabs me. I'm not a 'loyal' fanboy. I'm just old enough so that FIFA was a byword for **** for so many years that PES was a revelation. I've admited frequently that it lost its way, but there's so much comment without objectivity. It just makes me laugh. FIFA is not perfect; in some regards the gameplay has some things lacking compared to PES. But of course, PES has many things lacking against FIFA these days. Ideally, the'd join hands and make the best thing ever, but there we go. I just like winding people up, frankly.

Aw god, it's just so easy.

Have a w*nk St Marco!

I guess I'll try both out, and whichever one feels formulaic and dull first won't get bought.

I'm all for blooding young playes, but this is silly.

http://www.youtube.com/marioflipao1990#p/u/0/c3qhKScxPts To be honest, it looks pretty good. It does still seem that people get in one of two camps and then get all militant. As if it matters. I'd like it to be great, and I'll be honest if it's not. The bottom line, though, is that this is the first year FIFA will have a decent offering on the PC ever, really. And even that will be trimmed back. PES has never been awful - just a let down from how it has been in its glory days. I think they've started to make things better, at last, but they do clearly need to have a sort of culture shift about what they are trying to do. Signs are OK, but on the pitch is all that really counts. I honestly think it looks like being better this year, from what I've seen - and I still felt FIFA 10 (didn't play it loads, but was quite impressed) became a bit too samey and.. predictable. PES becomes easy, but it has always felt more organic.. has less 'broken' bits to take advantage of. I always felt that the 'feel' was better, and until recently I'd have stuck by that. That's just my take, and FIFA has come a long way. I reckon it could be close, though.

June 2033, post treble-winning season.

Master Bates is weird.

It's fairly generally understood, as BTF says, that spending is the thing to stimulate economies. In the end, no matter what happens, money is what makes the system move and speed up.

Ssssshhh

Those poor pie companies. As if the economic crisis wasn't putting enough people out of work. You'd think he'd create more pie capacity in the country and thus more jobs, but if you will start eating the factory ingredients before they come in, it doesn't work that way.

I quite like that post. I would ordinarily ask you how you could ever use theword marxist in there - as I personally think your view of what left and right mean is as distorted and ill-informed as you believe mine to be - but I won't. Because I quite liked it.

What do you think the TSF lair looks like? Where is it? I always assumed it would be in the ****ter parts of Eastleigh.

Are you suggesting that Ponty is a wheel rim?

Generally getting a lot of really positive comments, though to be fair some people said the last few were good too. It does seem emphatic that they've recaptured something this year, though. Here's hoping.

An advertising board he can see from his window got a Fray Bentos piece on it, and he spent several days transfixed and awed. After that, he tried to eat the thing, decided he couldn't get at it because it was in a tin, and has spent several weeks trying to construct a giant can opener. Poor, deluded lardo.

Good, you stupid c*nt. A compliment from you is being damned by.. um, praise.

That doesn't even follow, you bollard-headed moron.

Despite your colour blindness, I can only assume you're referring to me. In which case,

JUST what this forum needed.

You people worry me.

Well done.

I love mine, too.