Saint Keef

Hopefully we'll sign Tyrone Mings (not!!!!) but then you can just add an "M" in front of it.

If Leicester end up with Vestergaard, as well as Bertrand, they will have 50% of a back four that leaked 2,193 goals......(or something like that... Haha) last season. SELL!!!!

With the certain bed-wetting that will go on, on this site, the mattress sellers of Hampshire will be rubbing their hands together in glee. I predict Jack Stephens, Redmond, Ralph and either of the two goalkeepers will come in for some serious stick on here if we haven't got maximum points from those opening fixtures. (I couldn't find a bed wetting emoji).🤣

"mightily peeved" is a bit strong Ivan.......personally I think "slightly miffed" is more suitable......possibly followed by "Sorry!"

Knowing this site Ivan, someone (one of the "usual suspects") on here will manage to be pedantic or start an argument over that quote. Something like.... "When you say wrong thread, what actually do you mean by wrong?" "Yeh, how was it the wrong thread"? "No it wasn't" "You said it was wrong" "I didn't actually say that". "Shut up or I'll hit you with my handbag" "Shut up yourself. Everything is shit" I honestly think there are people on here who should take a break, maybe go and follow that blue lot down the road for a season or two.......then they'd have something proper to fucking moan about. We are a premiership club. Have been for longer than many others. Sometimes we have a good season, sometimes we have an average season, sometimes we have a poor season. That's who we are. We are in a tank with much bigger fish, but somehow we keep going. Why not enjoy it while we can instead of whingeing and non-stop moaning. It's fucking tedious!!!!

So logically then......if Grealish is worth £100m and let's say JWP is only "half as good" as Grealish (not that I agree with this) we should be in for an offer of £50m for him. I know it doesn't work like that, but when we sold VvD, other clubs knew we had the money to spend. I hope we treat Villa in the same light.

Does that mean Fabianski is off? Still a good keeper IMO although he's 36 years old which I didn't realise..

I haven't listened to it, but just from that lyric, it sounds like The Beatles missed a trick with that one. Aaah they don't write 'em like that anymore. "We all live in in our yellow second kit, yellow second kit, yellow second kit" (when it arrives)

We'd have a better chance with Corporal Jones.....DON'T PANIC MR HASENHUTTL!

Every time I go to St Mary's I look for a poor guy in his old Saints replica shirt with OSVALDO printed on the back. There must be one somewhere. Haha.

Stick a torch on his head and use him as an extra floodlight.

I was genuinely surprised to read that he played for us 52 times. Really? He must have been pretty anonymous in about 48 of those.

He is definitely going to leave..........if he can be arsed!

No, you're probably right, but he can play at RB, or midfield and has played at LB. If we're thinking depth of squad he would be ideal in that he can play in a number of positions. Wonder what he's like in goal? Would he get much game time at Leicester? Not sure he would. Burnley probably more so.

SHIT! I can't find my black armband. It's bloody hot, but I'll just have to light a few candles.

We are Brighton aren't we? Or have I joined the wrong site? Anyway, I blame Jack Stephens or Brighton's equivalent thereof.

Thanks for that. As a matter of interest, who else was playing for Ex-Saints

Rafa might want him at Everton. Can you imagine it? Hahahahahahahahaha.......

Yes indeed. He'll take some beating. One day hopefully we will have someone as good as him again, but sadly I doubt it. He was a "one-off".

Shaquiri always looks to be on the fringe at Liverpool. Rarely starts. Now I wouldn't mind having him for a season or two. He looked absolute quality in the Euros. No chance of course, but I'll keep dreaming.

Only a guess, but if they're getting £10m plus replacements for Armstrong, some of that £10m would be used to supplement those wages, Just a thought.

I remember watching him play his debut and thought he looked ok, but then he just didn't do it after that. The ideal scenario is that his two years at Celtic will have done wonders for him, Ralph now likes what he is seeing in him and we keep him as a good option off the bench perhaps. It would be like having a new "back-up" plan without having to go out and spend. That is the ideal scenario.......I'm a dreamer, I know, but I would love it if he came good and proved us all wrong. I still think that if someone comes in for him with an offer of 4-5 million we'd probably let him go.

It's all very well Harry Kane saying "You're not England fans and we don't want you" but the fact is Harry, they ARE England fans and they ARE racist. History tells us there has always been conflict between people of different race, creed, religion, culture, basically people who are from "different origins" if I can put it like that. Wars start because of it. And sadly, it will never go away despite all the campaigning and "peace treaties" in the world. It may go quiet for a while, die down, but these things always raise their ugly heads again. Nazi's & Jews, Catholic & Protestant, Native Americans and "The white settlers", South Africa Apartheid, The Middle East conflicts etc etc etc. Yes, I'm for trying to educate people of course, but if it is ingrained in individuals or groups....or even Nations, they will never change even if Harry Kane tells them they're not wanted. Yes it's depressing but I think I'm just being realistic. No doubt someone here will shoot me down in flames because they think differently.....

OK.....just do a straight swap. Ings for Kane. All sorted. Right, now where did I leave my Jack Daniel's?

I think we're forgetting Nathan Tella as another option up front as well. Personally I think he has got a big future at this club.