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I genuinely thought Vestergaard was going to be a class player when we signed him. At that height, I was expecting him to dominate our back line and chip in with several goals. How wrong was I!

This is the point I’m trying to make, any team can have a crap first game and then have a stellar season. But why is our long term history on day dot so utterly woeful?

... must be one of the worst out there? I’ve supported Saints for 28 years and can recall 3 wins (I think)... Coventry away (1-0) Leeds home (3-0) West Brom away (1-0) I may have missed 1 or 2 from our blackout period but that’s like 2 top flight wins in about 20 seasons?

**** off, new season bounce demolished in 70 minutes.

First shot on target FFS!

Deal sheet submitted by Saints apparently!

Welcome back guys!

Which may be why we can't afford £16m for Adams

That Portsmuff boat, quality!

And Ox.

The young lady behind has clearly inserted something up his bum hole. Brown paradise for that Skate

The black and yellow away kit looks good, but the home shirt is absolutely honkin' I'm afraid. The last shirt I really liked was the final Adidas kit, it may have been generic but it looked and fitted great IMO. The Under Armour kits are a horrible fit unless you're buff, which I'm not sadly.

Hmmmm, who do I want to win the final? That’s a bit like asking if I’d rather be shot in my left or right foot. FFS

Haha what a great night, Van Strijk and co being schooled by proper class. Saints have never lost a Champions Leage match

Don't get me started on this clown. Who can forget his priceless comments on Mario Lemina last season: This lad is playing for the wrong team. Seriously. Mario Lemina is an Arsenal player if ever I have seen one. Lemina is wasted at St Mary’s. Sorry, Southampton fans, but you just do not have the class of player to bring the best out of this lad.