Sunglasses Ron

Respect to you. Can see the club announcing a stadium reduction next week now.

You can keep the 10-0 thanks, that would be utterly unbearable. Surely he’s gone now regardless?

Bloody wrong numbers!

Calm down lads, it’s not as bad as you think…

Will this be Maddison’s second 9-0 against us?

How sad that we probably need this to happen to force the change we know we require. It’s a heavy price to pay for the right outcome.

We’ve had some proper awful nights at St Mary’s over the years. This one is right up there with the worst. Absolute fucking disgrace.

What a sack of fucking shite, yet again. 9-0 watch is firmly on.

This is one of the worst, and most overused, quotes used by football fans. As someone who runs a lot, I don’t even agree with it. Practice makes perfect and all of that!

I got Copilot to have a go for you. Probably not far off for Sports Republic actually!

More often than that, we're 'Southampton nil points', whether home or away.

Pretty mad how good the attendances are, all things considered. I remember the Branfoot days where a few Premier League games in the 93/94 season only had about 9,000 at The Dell (a cup game with Shewsbury only had about 5,000).

I think we probably all want the same thing... For all the big clubs to bugger off to their European 'Super League' and for us to be challenging around the top of the new Division 1 (which I think would be a perfectly reasonable expectation).

Not casting any aspersions here, but I believe Epping High Road is 40mph throughout. This appears to be confirmed here…

To be fair, he’d probably still manage a goal against us.

Electric cars more so. My base level model is as fast as a Porsche 911 in a straight line! Antonio has form for this, he smashed his Lamborghini into a house a few years back (dressed as a snowman). Pleased to hear that he appears to have survived though, will always cherish his goal at Wembley!

A sobering reminder of what’s really important in life.

Done, sorry for any upset caused.

Michael Antonio in hospital after a car crash. Looks serious if this image is correct. 😢 Image removed.

Villa have only had one clean sheet, so I guess there’s a chance. Right?

That right there, is an absolute fucking disgrace. Martin deserves to be put in stocks and have his buttocks used as a toast rack.

In fairness, we probably should have scored three against both Leicester and Liverpool.

I find it hard to say this, but I expect Branfoot would at least get more out of Tall Paul by actually lumping the ball to him.

See into this as you may, but the ghost of Ian Branfoot (yes, I know he’s still with us) visited me in a dream last night and said we’re going to win 3-1.