Sunglasses Ron

It was only worn twice too wasn't it as we got knocked out at the first hurdle. Not iconic, not particularly nice and definitely not worth £50.

I swear this club is trying to wind us up on purpose. I guess sales of the crappy current kits have absolutely tanked.

Truro City reserves would beat us I reckon.

Sigh, such negativity. If we win all of our last 11 games, we will end up with 42 points. Just imagine the scenes when Tall Paul bangs in a hat-trick against Arsenal on the final day of the season.

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In layman’s terms, does this mean we’re fucking shit?

What I don't get is how unsuccessful he's been at keeping us tighter defensively. We've conceded 24 goals in 9 league games since he took over, which is absolutely mental. Surely the first job was to make us hard to beat and build from there? We could probably have surpassed Derby's 11 points just with some scrappy draws or sneaky 1-0s, but right now we look like getting absolutely battered every game.

Forest give four goals away in 11 minutes in desperate attempt to look like us. Hopefully Isak doesn't score an even quicker hat-trick than Mane!

Oh contraire, that will be our cup final. A full house will roar us on to a famous victory that sees us clinch the non record low points tally. Pitch invasions, commemorative scarfs, open top bus processions, the lot.

Go back to sleep, seriously.

There’s no escape, muwahahahaha!

I’m bored so have just worked out that it would take us about five years to amass the same number of points as Liverpool currently have. You’re welcome.

Well done lads, closing in on 8 home defeats in a row. That’s some effort!

They’re bad, but they’re not us bad.

What’s that? 7 home defeats in a row?

Fuck off…

1-2!

Best advice is to bin our lot off and watch a small, local club in a tiny ground. Perhaps Bournemouth? Oh wait. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Have you not witnessed the work of our recruitment team? They basically sign players after a night out on the town, realise they’re shite, then bin them off after a few games.

This could end up being truly horrible.

What did the poor U21s do to deserve him?

100%. It basically ended two months after it started, which is fucking depressing.

Absolute pish, what a bunch of losers.

What we give with one hand, we take with many others.

Sounds so easy! 😃