Sunglasses Ron

Those metal things are crap. Too low to lean on and just create less space when people want to pass you. You can also bang your head on the one behind you if you’re not careful.

I’m as depressed about things as the next guy, but let’s at least fuck up the playoffs first before doing posts like this.

Just got back to deepest Devon. That’s a day I’ll never get back, fucking awful from start to finish plus some twat installed a load of scaffolding in front of my seat.

Fair point! Let's hope it's a good'un!

Yup Dowie was proper hard. I thought he was catastrophically injured when that happened, but was up a few minutes later and looking fine! Respect!

...typical that I chose such a game as my one home match of the season to attend. The only positive thing is that my 'seat' is part of the new safe-standing area, so that will be a novelty. Interesting fact if not already made, but the last Saints home game where standing was officially a thing was almost exactly 30 years ago to the same day (April 30th 1994) when we beat Aston Villa 4-1 on that glorious sunny day before they knocked the Milton Road end down. I was there that day so fitting I guess to see in the first standing game at St Mary's. Let's hope for an equally good display to end the standard season on a high, although I doubt the sheer commitment of Iain Dowie, Jeff Kenna, MLT and Ken Monkou will be present.

We are the club that just keeps giving. Finishing fourth in a three horse raise yet still giving us the full-on Premier League experience tonight.

Haha you fucking wankers.

Fuck me, absolutely incredible. 🤦🏻‍♂️

A 3-0 win?

Excellent!

The solution seems obvious to me, play Ross Stewart in goal!

Crazy that everyone plays twice before Ipswich next kick a ball.

I genuinely hope he’s ok and is back to full fitness soon. Perhaps this unexpected time out of the team will work out for all parties though.

Is it wrong to LOL?

Fair play, there's the character we were looking / hoping for. Game fucking on!

Come on FFS, surely a late onslaught!

Cov 2 up!

4 farts delivering 0 shits is a terrible outcome for all.

Ewood Park announcer on Saturday... "And for Southampton, Number 1 David Brooks...".

Haha Thanks! All seems a bit pointless going now, but I'll make the best I can of it!

Fair do's! I'm going to my first game this season later this month, so hoping for some entertainment. Have only been a few times since Covid and that was mainly due to the sheer dross that was being served up.

I'm very surprised by this comment. Regardless of our failings, we've generally been thoroughly entertaining this season at home no? Last season was a complete disaster from start to finish.

Oh yes, they are indeed very important. Just watch us win them all now we don’t have a realistic chance of automatic promotion.

It’s going to be so odd playing 8 (eight) dead rubber games until the playoffs.